A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE — NIGHT.
ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.
I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN’T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.
42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.
I FEEL LIKE I’M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.
REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.
HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, DIDN’T GET THE JOKE.
DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.
I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.
MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.
A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.
PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.
IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
OK, SO WHAT’S THE SPEED OF DARK?
IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED
SOMETHING.
WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU’RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?
EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DON’T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?
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