nakakatawa lang

nabasa ko sa CEFC... conversation between danson and jiro... fan fic lang to pero nakakatawa adik si jiro! credits to the uploader


D: Jiro, I heard u're going to Korea with Ella & Chun? Congrats!
J: Oh, thanks! It's a pity u're not going, after the exhibition, there's still a meeting session!

D: Jiro, remember to bring more toys over
J: Why?? It won't be boring with Ella around
D: Sigh...
J: ???....????

D: During the ceremony, no matter how pretty Ella is, remember not to stare at Ella too, just a couple of glances will do...
J: ??? Then is praising ok?
D: Erm... This... 1 or 2 sentences will do, because at the side...
J: Oh, I understand lah

D: And, remember not to hug Ella, understand? Even if Ella comes to hug u, u must also quickly avoid it
J: Why?
D: Because, sigh... If u don't want pushing to happen on the stage, then take my words
J: Huh?? Who will push me? [uncertain]
D: Not pushing you...
J: ????? [even more uncertain]

D: Jiro, don't stand in between the 2 of em!
J: Huh? Why?
D: If u're standing in between them, they will do something funny behind ur back, you... will feel like an idiot standing in front
J: ..... I don't understand??? [with lots of questions]
D: ........ it's hard to explain to u

D: Sigh... In any case, u can go there and take it easy to be a background board, I will pray for u in Taiwan, just take it easy and go
J: How can I be just a background board, I want to attract fans' attention so that I can go into the Korean market!
D: ........... [nothing he can say to explain] 我送你离开千里之外你无声黑白 ***this is Jay's song and it translates roughly to "I send you off a thousand miles, you kept silent, black and white"*** Be good as a black and white background board!
J: What... Danson, did u eat something wrong today?

I'm looking for the following CDs

I'm looking for the following CDs:
-Vanna Vanna
- Forever OST (yung movie ni Aga at ni Mikee)

PM nyo na lang sa kin yung price thanks

All For you

Ang lahat nang ito para lang sa'yo...







BWISIT KA!!!

What's with the name Calvin?

Kanina, absent ako. Nagmarathon ako ng Reaching for the stars. Dun na ko sa episode na patay na si Chen Kai at si lola Ella eh nagmamaganda para tumaas ang sales ng Zhou Group. May guy (yung guy na epal sa Lavender ata) na dumating, at nawindang ako nung sinabi nya ang name nya...

"Hi, I'm Calvin"

POTAH!!! What's with the name?

If I'm not mistaken sa QTV, aside sa pangalang Calvin, Arron din yung name nya dun... Arron Yan...

ayun tayo eh

"Actually I like fatter girls and I can teach her how to stay fit and healthy!"


so ako like mo ako?


magaadik lang nawiwindang ako eh

Hindi na ako masaya...

I woke up today realizing, I'm not happy anymore...

I know I'm a big CE fan...

But while watching "Reaching for the Stars" yesterday,sobrang kinilig ako kay Ella at Anthony Guo:
Ayiiiiiii nagcucurl na naman yung toes ko ano ber!!!! (Sorry Chun... kay Ah Sa, este, Arron ka muna hayaan mo muna si baobei kay Guo Yan Jun)

on staying and leaving

Stay if you are happy...
Leave if you are not...









I decided to leave

I'm freakin' mad... strike 3 ka na...

One: pinagtripan mo ako sa phone
Two: madalas to... you're always making fun of me
Three: nagmukha akong tanga kagabi sa pinaggagagawa nyo sa kin

Hindi na ako nagpapatawag ng mam or sinasabihan ko kayo na wag na kayo magpo sa kin kasi I was like one of you before.

All I want is to be respected, to be taken seriously.... hindi yung pinaglalaruan lang.

I hope you would change that stupid attitude of yours

magrerelease lang ng sama ng loob...

PAKYU ALL

Fahrenheit's Three Most Important Things -> reaction lang

Fahrenheit's Three Most Important Things

Source: fans magazine (p.46-53)
Translated by gigi @fahrenheit-globa1

Wu Chun
October 10, 1979
Libra
Blood type: O
183 cm, 74 kg
Blog: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/wuchun10cool

Three things you must accomplish in life:
1. Because I place a great importance in family, I must manage and take care of my family very well.
2. Travelling to many places with my family.
3. Be responsible to myself. I don't want to not accomplish anything in my life. That's also very important.

Three things you wish the fans can follow:
1. I hope the fans will not make things difficult for the staffs.
2. Don't argue over which fans I treated better. I treat everyone equally.
3. Don't do dangerous things. For example, some of our fans didn't eat in order to follow us, or they waited outside for us the whole night. These kinds of things can be harmful for their bodies.

Three criteria in looking for your future other half:
1. Very sincere to me ->>> ako sincere ako
2. Must be filial ->>> filial din ako
3. Responsible ->>> responsible ako

Three favorite foods:
1. Fruit. I eat kiwi everyday!
2. What else? I like too many things. Let me think what's in my fridge.. cake!
3. Steak and western food. I love it.

Three TV channels or shows you watch the most:
1. CNN
2. Travel channel
3. Movie channel

Three characters you want to try out:
1. A hero as in "The Warlords" movie ->>> palagi ka na lang bang hero??
2. A cop or a bandit ->>> bad boy!
3. A car racer

Three things you want to buy recently:
1. Car
2. Watch
3. Iron griddle (teppan). I can install it in the house and cook fried rice or beef steak, so I can cook lots of food for my friends to eat. Everytime I go to eat teppanyaki, I want to try it myself too haha.

Three things you dislike the most that you encountered at work:
1. Power outage
2. Headache and feeling unwell
3. Unhappy working atmosphere

Three things that make you happy recently:
1. All-Asia Concert Tours have started, performing many shows in every country.
2. Learn many things from filming
3. Last year my birthday happened to fall during movie promotion period, so I celebrated my birthday many times with a lot of fans. I feel very happy.

What do you wish you do three years from now?
I hope I can spend more time with my family. Also, I see some celebrities participate in relief work/public welfare. I hope I can also do the same. I've privately adopted 2 children from Zimbabwe. I've supported one of them for a long time. I just started supporting the other one two years ago. They even wrote me letters! I hope three years later I can personally go there as a goodwill ambassador!
---> sana iadopt mo rin ako...

Jiro Wang Dong Cheng
August 24, 1981
Virgo
Blood type: O
180 cm, 69 kg
Blog: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/gyapower

Three things you must accomplish in life:
I have to learn how to cut my own hair haha. Just kidding!
1. Take my mom to go overseas. So far, I don't have the time and opportunity to travel overseas together with mom.
2. I must get married and have kids. ->>> nagmamadali ka rin ano?
3. I don't want to regret anything, so I must do my best when pursuing the things I want to do. Don't hesitate. Even if it's not successful, you won't regret it because you've tried it.

Three things you wish the fans can follow:
1. Don't chase after the car too closely. It's very dangerous.
2. Don't follow me home. Please give me a personal space.
3. Don't give me food. You can give food to Wu Chun! ->> diet?

Three criteria in looking for your future other half:
1. I hope I can share everything - be it my feelings or work related things - with my future wife. -->> ok let's share hahahaha
2. Must be filial. She loves her family as well as my family. -->> sabi nang filial ako
3. Must have her own thought. Must be a bit independent. -->> ako independent ako

Three favorite foods:
1. Rice -->>naman
2. Fruits (mango, tangerine)
3. Green vegetables -->> di tayo magkakasundo

Three TV channels or shows you watch the most:
1. HBO
2. MTV
3. My mom often watches health talk shows, so I also often watch and pay attention to the health news.

Three characters you want to try out:
1. Science fiction hero, like Keanu Reeves --> ang gwapo mo namang keanu reeves
2. Artsy character that's worth sacrificing for. I can go as far as baring my back. --> so maghuhubad ka?
3. I also quite like Takuya Kimura's roles. He often plays characters who can light up the darkness. It gives a feeling of hope.

Three things you want to buy recently:
1. I want to buy a heavy duty motorcycle. Although I already have a 150cc motorcycle, it's not powerful enough. I want to buy 1000cc heavy duty bike.
2. Buy a house because mom wants to move to Taipei. I want to buy her a house in Taipei.
3. I want to buy an RV (recretional vehicle). Inside there's a kitchen and a bed. You can drive around anywhere and cook and sleep in the car.

Three things you dislike the most that you encountered at work:
1. Big delay, messing up the schedule.
2. Power outage, halting work. Don't know when the power will come back on and continue working.
3. Uncontrollable factors, for instance, having to film sunny scenes when it's raining; filming wintery scenes when it's summer.

Three things that make you happy recently:
1. Sucessfully performed many concert shows.
2. I'm very happy that I can film "ToGetHer" with Rainie Yang. The character in this series is different from the previous comedic roles. It involves a lot of emotions. Looking forward to it!
3. Recently returning to Taiwan after travelling overseas, mom said many times that she's proud of me and happy to have me as her son. I'm very happy to hear that!

What do you wish you do three years from now?
I hope everything goes smoothly as planned.


Calvin Chen Yi Ru
November 10, 1980
Scorpio
Blood type: A
184 cm, 65 kg
Blog: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/ckchen777

Three things you must accomplish in life:
1. Get married and have an established profession. --> magmadali tayo kuya
2. Graduate school with good record. This is also what I'm currently pursuing. --> puro ka na lang aral!
3. Must be filial to parents, taking care of them for the second half of their lives.--> sabi nang filial ako eh! ang kulit mo rin no!!!

Three things you wish the fans can follow:
1. Don't wait for me in front of my house. Although it's less people now, there are still some who do that. I've talked them out of it too.
2. I hope the fans don't make inquiry about my family's private life. Sometimes they even take pictures of my dad without him knowing it. --> di na ako magtatanong promise
3. Fans who support us don't push each other aside. I had received letters from fans scolding each other, comparing each other, complaining that I treated certain fans or fan clubs better than the others. I didn't do that. I treat everyone equally. I really can't stand them comparing each other like that. --> ha! iba love lettter, este fan letter ko sa yo

Three criteria in looking for your future other half:
1. Sincere
2. Simple and pure
3. Can take care of family well

-->> akala ko ba tall, long haired, rosy white skin, elegant and classy????

Three favorite foods:
1. Japanese food
2. Western food
3. Korean food

--> filipino food ayaw mo?

Three TV channels or shows you watch the most:
1. HBO or Star Movie
2. Exceptional financial news
3. Sports channel

Three characters you want to try out:
1. Antagonist --> sige gagawan kita ng fan fic
2. Prince charming --> ako yung cinderella?
3. Lawyer

Three things you want to buy recently:
1. A house
2. Trip overseas
3. A car

Three things you dislike the most that you encountered at work:
1. Big delay. It's bad for our eyes, hence bad working condition.
2. Long work hours, affecting my vitality.
3. Filming till late night. I'm tired already but still have to film.

Three things that make you happy recently:
1. Concert tours. The concert performance is also getting better each time.
2. Having a closer relationship with my family. Maybe because I often travel overseas, we treasure the time to be with each other more. Dad even learned how to text message and send me sms, caring about me because it's inconvenient to receive calls overseas.
3. Establish "WOW" clothing and cap brand with good friends. This word (WOW) is very meaningful. Although running it perfectly is difficult, I still have to strive for the best. This is the company's objective. Because I major in business, running this small business is very meaningful. I can discuss the product circulation, budgeting, etc with my partners. If you type in the keyword "WOW" at ruten.com.tw, you can see our products! --> nagpromote pa ang loko!

What do you wish you do three years from now?
I hope I can get married and have an established profession. I would also own a house and a car. If I'm not married yet, I hope at least I can find someone I love. She is someone whom I can share everything with. After all, I'm 28 already; I'm not young anymore!

--> sige lang mag madali ka lang magpakasal

Arron Yan Ya Lun
November 20, 1985
Scorpio
Blood type: O
177 cm, 60 kg
Blog: http://www.wretch.cc/blog/arronbubest

Three things you must accomplish in life:
1. Release over three solo albums haha. --> scallops ka you know?
2. Travel overseas alone for a month. I've never experienced traveling alone. I hope I can go to a place where no one recognizes me, like Europe and America.
3. Go for a spin with my loved one in a sports car. But up to now, I neither have a lover nor a sports car. So tragic!

Three things you wish the fans can follow:
1. Fans don't chase after the car. It's very dangerous. Must pay attention to safety!
2. Don't give us food. Buying our official CD to support us or attending our activites is enough already.
3. I hope the fans don't follow me home. Let me have my own private space.

Three criteria in looking for your future other half:
1. Very understanding, can understand what I'm doing
2. Can adjust her own way of thinking accordingly
3. Can give me a massage

Three favorite foods:
1. Japanese cuisine
2. Steak
3. Pudding milk tea

Three TV channels or shows you watch the most:
1. Pi Li MIT -> nagpromote?
2. MTV
3. News channel

Three characters you want to try out:
1. Stephen Chow's comedic role -> di bagay sa yo, dapat sa yo serious roles
2. Something like Andy Lau's "Internal Affairs" character -> bagay!
3. A very loving yet humorous kind of character that can make a girl laugh -> dapat di ka moody

Three things you want to buy recently:
1. itouch. Although many people said to buy iphone, I don't like iphone because itouch only costs NT10,000+ while iphone costs NT30,000+. I don't need phone functions. I've already had a cell phone!
2. Two-door BMW sports car worth NT2,000,000+
3. Custom made Armani suit

Three things you dislike the most that you encountered at work:
1. Everyone knows what he's doing, but suddenly someone appeared and told us to hurry things up.
2. Everyone is busy working, but there's someone who is idle and doesn't know what to do.
3. Changes in work schedule. But I've gradually gotten used to it since I often encountered this kind of situation while filming.

Three things that make you happy recently:
1. Fahrenheit All-Asia Concert
2. The airing of MIT
3. A breakthrough in the third album

What do you wish you do three years from now?
Hopefully I can be more mature. Also, I can be a standout character in the showbiz.

-> i agree\


note: di ko inaaway si calvin chen...

101 paper cranes

Hindi ko alam bakit ko ginagawa to...
Bakit gagawin ko ito
Pero isa lang ang sigurado ko,
Masaya ako kahit na di mo ako pinapansin

It's time...

... to Resign...

right guy

"The right guy is out there right now, wondering when he's going to meet someone like you"



sana nga...

Ulan

"Pagkatapos ng mahabang ulan, may pitong kulay na biglang susulpot na nagsisilbing tanda na may pag-asa sa bawat pasakit. Parang sa pag-ibig din yan. Pagkatapos ng isang malupit na kabiguan, may mga tao pang pwedeng paglaanan ng iyong wagas na pagmamahal. Kaya lang ang problema, kadalasan sa dami ng kulay na pagpipilian, yung dati pa ring kulay ang paborito mo."

- Bob Ong

Whose abs is this?

Things to do this Valentine's day

1. Wake up at 8 AM
2. Buy Rainbow Cake at Goldilocks and Pizza/Pasta at Yellow Cab
3. Watch A Millionaire's First Love, Lucky Brand Refrigerator, Absolute Boyfriend, Butterfly lovers, Romantic princess, Hana Kimi and Top of the Forbidden City
4. Eat
5. Write fan fic
6. Listen to favorite sad love songs (ok kahit di na sad).
7. Cry. curse Calvin Chen for being such an a**hole
8. Make kulit the Taiwan girls
9. Read fan fics at winglin and fanfiction.net
10. talk to your best bud on the phone

Maglalagay pa ako a love board pede naman sa blog ko...

Dear Chun,

wondering why i like you. i miss you. it's a diesease

---

Dear Calvin,

I'm always witing for you to
occassionally turn your head around,
which would make the sweat from
chasing you worth while...

--

nagaadik lang blog ko to bakit ba?

ano ba talaga?

Calvin Chen is loves to constantly learn new things so his girlfriend must have self-control; their conversations must have substance and they must common goals in life.




---> ewan ko sa yo....

Its 5AM and I'm still up

Whew, I just finished downloading "A Millionaire's First Love", thanks to my ever reliable YouTube downloader. I just finished the longest chapter so far of "Secretly Loving You", which took around a month to write. Multiply has been slowing down my Mozilla, and it just pisses me off.... grrr..

Anyway, speaking of Multiply, Fae and I are constantly exchanging comments on one of my entries there, regarding the Bu Hui Ai MV that we'll be spoofing. It's what we'll be performing on FFP's first anniversary by the way. I still have no idea how we'll be doing that. Arrggghh

Another thing that's keeping me up is of course, GirlTalk. I wanted to post something at the Cafe Erato board, but I can only create a new thread as soon as I got 50 posts... and I only have 8 posts left woopee!

Penge naman ako nyan...

Shet naman talaga hahahahahaha! Tulo laway...

quotes

THOUGHTS FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE — NIGHT.

ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.

I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN’T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.

42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.

I FEEL LIKE I’M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.

REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, DIDN’T GET THE JOKE.

DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.

I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.

MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.

A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.

PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.

IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.

OK, SO WHAT’S THE SPEED OF DARK?

IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED
SOMETHING.

WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU’RE IN THE WRONG LANE.

HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.

HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?

EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DON’T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?

Tina ka jan...

The name is Keisi

K-E-I-S-I

The YM is cookie_otso

NOT cookie tina

so what's with the nick Tina?

Hindi nga Tina nickname ko!

Nagkamali lang ng lagay ng nickname sa ID ko kasi di ko nilagay yung talagang nickname ko... at inassume lang ng HR na Tina nickname ko



Natuwa naman kayo sa nickname ko masyadi....


PAKYU ALL!!!

Last Love Song - 17:28 and Heart Evangelista

Am I trying to hard
To Keep this love alive
You don't seem to care
About this love that we had
I called you last night
But you were not there
I didn't here from you at all today

I can't play this game
I'm just wasting my time
You leave me with no other choice
But to say goodbye
I want to work things out
But what's the point of it if
I have to be in love alone
It's not worth it anymore

Heart-
It's hard for me to say goodbye
The tears are falling down my eyes
I'm sorry,
I'm Sorry, but we tried...

17:28-
I thought we shared a life that was full of love
But now I realize we shared an empty hope
I will cry my last cry
Before I say bye bye
I will sing my last love song for you tonight

I can't play this game
I'm just wasting my time
You leave me with no other choice
But to say goodbye
I want to work things out
But what's the point of it if
I have to be in love alone
It's not worth it anymore

Heart-
It's hard for me to say goodbye
We did out best to make things right
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, but we tried...

17:28-
I thought we shared a life that was full of love
But now I realize we shared an empty hope
I will cry my last cry
Before I say bye bye
I will sing my last love song for you tonight

I can't play this game
I'm just wasting my time
You leave me with no other choice
But to say goodbye
I want to work things out
But what's the point of it if
I have to be in love alone
It's not worth it anymore

LAST LOVE SONG - 17:28 FT. HEART EVANGELiSTA

May ganun?

In order to capture a perfect image, Danson had to kiss over 30 times. Guo Xue Fu even teased him, "How come you're more nervous than me? Your heart is beating really fast!"
-> ano ito, danson?

Recently Danson went to Cheng Huang Temple to pray for marriage and the result seemed rather effective.
-> pati ba naman ikaw nagmamadaling magpakasal?

He said, when talking to her, they discovered that they had similar family backgrounds. She a very mature girl who has ideas about work so they exchanged emails. Not expecting to be photographed in secret, now they have no choice but to rely on MSN to become more acquainted with each other, still in the early stages.
-> ahhhh PAKYU KA!!!!

Jiro Wang[Da Dong] of Fahreheit and Danson Tang has been rumored to have a "brokeback" relationship, and disliking each other due to the amount of screentime. However, Jiro disregarded the rumors and showed up at his friend's autograph session. Jiro was finishing up his work near Xi Men Ding before he rushed to surprise Danson. It has been a long time since they have been seen together, especially after filming, so fans were extremely excited to see them together. Danson also joked that next time he would crash Fahrenheit's activiites and will be carefully planning to give the same surprise.
---> sinasabi ko na nga ba, KAY JIRO KA NA LANG PEDE???