The Calvin Chen Craze Steps

~credits sa sunshine gang ng FRH Family. Syempre nakigulo rin ako dito bwahahahaha~

BAGONG PAKULO! Are you a certified SUNSHINE GANG? a CERTIFIED CALVIN LOVER? A CERTIFIED MRS CHEN? A CERTIFIED CALVIN ADDICT? These are the steps that we've been through.. kung naranasan mo yan.. edi.... WINNER ka!

STEP 1: Pinanood mo ang ROMANTIC PRINCESS ng dahil kay Chun dahil may nagsabi sa'yo na maganda daw. basta Si CHUN ang puno at dulo ng dahilan.

STEP 2: Napansin mo ang character ni Nan Feng Cai /Ralph pero nainis ka sa kanya kasi manipulative sya sa first three episodes.

STEP 3: Nahulog loob mo sakanya kasi nalaman mo na kahit pala PLAYBOY sya, he's Nice and he's a real GENTLEMAN!

STEP 4: Ni-research mo kung sino yung actor playing Nan Feng Cai/Ralph. Nalaman mong nasa same boyband pala sila ni Chun. Ayan... di ka na neutral. Curious ka na...

STEP 5: Nalaman mo na Calvin Chen Yi Ru ang pangalan nya.. Naadik ka sa kainchikan ng Fahrenheit! Nagsimula sa mga Music Videos at interviews. Pinilit mo intindihin kahit hindi mo maintindihan.

STEP 6: Di ka makaintindi ng Chinese kaya naghanap ka ng English forum. Nakita mo ang Calvin's Cupcakes sa Asian fanatics. Tapos mega-back read ka starting sa Part 1.

STEP 7: Na-amaze ka sa kaadikan nila. Binantayan mo na ang asian fanatics for more news about Calvin and the rest of Fahrenheit. Lurk lang ang ginawa mo dahil SHY ka mag-join. At saka todo english ang drama nila. Natatakot ka mabaliwala, muka silang super close sa bawat isa. So mega Lurk ka lang. Hanggang sa natuklasan mo ang Fahrenheit Family Philippines. Di mo akalain na may mga kapwa Pinay palang adik sakanila!

STEP 8: Join ka rin sa FRH Family pero lurk pa rin ang drama mo. Kasi shy ka rin at sa first few pages ng "Calvin Fans Chat here" nag-English din sila! Start ka muna magpost sa mga safe topics like "Introduce yourself here". Hanggang nagpost ka na rin sa "Calvin Fans Chat Here"!

STEP 9: Naaliw ka sa thread dahil wala masyado Pinay fans si Calvin. Hanggang sa nakilala mo yung ibang forum members at mga fans ni Calvin. You gained not just infos about your favorite FRH member but also friends. Hanggang sa naging TAHANAN mo na ang "Calvin Fans Chat Here!"

STEP 10: Nagpa-official member ka para makita sina Chun at Calvin in person! Nang nakita mo sila, naconvert ka kay Calvin dahil sa smile pa lang nya, natunaw ka na.

STEP 11: Ayan, naging reyna ka na sa Calvin thread at member ka na sa Fan Club! Feeling special ka talaga kasi kokonti lang talaga kayong maka-Calvin! Tapos pinipilit mo sarili mong matutong mag-Chinese para walang lost in translation sa mga pinapanood mong interviews and shows! You use a lot of Chinese phrases and even start writing Chinese characters.

Step 12: You can recognize his name in chinese characters. tapos nagsesearch ka na sa chinese search engines like baidu. Dahil kabisado mo na rin ang strokes ng Chinese name ni Calvin nagsimula kana ungkatin ang blog nia

STEP 13: Na-announce ang pagdating ni Calvin Chen kasama ni Chun sa Pilipinas, dumami ang supporters nia ganun din ang tao sa Calvin's thread at naisipan mo sumali sa bagong tayong Multiply group na CalvinChenFanatics.

STEP 14: Andaming sumali sa CalvinChenFanatics multiply group. Tapos Admin ka sa group na yan. Super research ka ulit using your newly acquired Chinese language skills and the ability to use Google. Tapos you update everyone on ALL of CALVIN'S comings and goings!

Step 15: After reading all of calvin's interviews, blogs, narealize mo na you are meant to be. Na pwede maging kayo in the future. And then you say that now calvin only needs to meet me..

Step 16: Gabi-gabi mo nang napapaginipan si Calvin. Epal palagi si Chun, Genie at Angela sa panaginip mo.

STEP 17: You dream about life with Calvin. You sent him fan mail. You even made a video of yourself and sent it to him. In this video you either: sing to him, make a speech, propose to him in Chinese, or babble senselessly about how much you love him.

STEP 18: You use google earth to look for the HIM building and check the surroundings. tsaka yung his faves are your faves, you listen to the music he likes, you read the stocks in the newspaper. Then you make fan fics starring calvin as the lead.

STEP 19: You adopt a child and name him calvin junior. if it's a girl you name her Jill. You plan your honeymoon in Europe, and you filp your hair your hair just like what Calvin likes

STEP 20: Congratulations!! You now have your imaginary family! and NOW GET A LIFE!!!!