I WILL WAIT FOREVER - CHAPTER 5 - Angel
Macy was saddened by the fact that Ryan and his childhood best friend, Justin, had a feud over a girl. As Ryan tells her the story, she could see how much he missed his friend. "If you were in Justin's shoe, would you forgive me?" he asked after telling his story. "Well..." she paused for a while, then began to explain her point of view. "Maybe I would, if you would explain to me
that you did that to protect me... but isn't it a little ironic that you never set Justin up with Denise because you think he doesn't deserve her, but at the same time you're still dating the girl he loves?"
Ryan stopped and looked at her. "You're right... I shouldn't have dated Denise at the first place... but I couldn't help it..." he said in a low voice. "She's popular, she's sexy, she easily gives in to
what I want. She doesn't even care if I date other girls behind her back..."
"Do you love her?"
Ryan couldn't answer Macy. He knew that if he said yes, he'll only be lying to himself. He never loved Denise.The truth is, he never met a girl who could make him fall in love.
Maybe the reason he had a lot of girlfriends is because he is longing for that feeling. All his life, he never felt love.Not even from his parents.
Sure, they shower him with material things, but they never gave him attention. His mom
is always working, or partying with her friends. His dad, on the other hand, spends most of his time doing business abroad.
He couldn't say that he loved Denise. He knew that he never loved Denise. He just loves the fact that he goes out with the most popular girl in school. That's all.
"I guess, I have to give you time to answer my question..." he heard Macy said. "But if you don't love her, you're just hurting her, yourself and Justin. Think about it. Are you really willing to risk years of friendship just for this girl?" After saying that, Macy left.
He knew that Macy's right. It was Justin who's always there for him. And how does he pay his best friend? By dating the girl he loves.
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"Justin? Justin Rivera?" Rica said as she put her books inside her locker. Macy was asking if Rica knew Justin, since he saw him on one of her classes. "Well, yeah... I think he's my classmate in Psych. He's majoring in it." she answered. "Do you think I would be able to approach him?"
"Hmmm... what for?"
Macy paused for a while and thought of a good excuse. "I... I need help... with Psych..." she lied. Rica's eyes widened as she heard her answer. "You? Needed help in Psych? Good try at lying, Mace!" she said.
She knew that it was the lamest excuse that she could think of. Not only is she passing Psych 101, she'll be the ever first student who'll a get the highest grade from the professor every student feared of.
"You knew me too well..." Macy said. "I just know that you don't need help in your classes, you
just need help with your confidence. Maybe Justin can help you with that. He's also a member of the Peer Club." Rica replied. "Peer Club?"
"Yeah... you know... those kids who help other kids... Peer Club."
Finally, Macy thought of a good excuse to talk to Justin. Thanks to Rica's information.
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The domicile of the Peer Club is located neat the Guidance Counselor's office. Macy decided to visit it that afternoon. Luckily, she saw Justin alone in their domicile.
"Hi..." she said shyly. Justin looked up at her and smiled. "Hey! How may I help you?" he said. Macy approached him, and sat on the seat in front of him. "I... Can I talk to you?" she said.
"Sure. How can I be of service to you?"
"I... I need your advice..."
Justin sat up straight and began to listen to her. "I have a new friend... and he has a childhood friend... his childhood friend is mad at him because of a girl..." she said. The story seemed familiar to him. He wanted to stop Macy from telling the story, but as a Peer Club member, he can't do that. "They never talked for months... and my new friend already misses his best bud..." she continued. "Did... did your friend tried to reach out for his childhood friend?" he asked. Macy nodded. "He tried, but the guy keeps on pushing him away... I want to be a bridge for them to patch things up..."
Justin stood up from his chair, and walked to the window. He remembered how hostile he was towards Ryan every time they see each other. He also remembered the sad look on his face the last time they met. Since the party, Ryan tried to talk to him to explain everything, but he just shuts him out.
"Things could never patch up between me and Ryan. He betrayed me..." he said. Macy stood up from her seat and went near Justin. "At least let him explain his side. Maybe there's another side of the story... Justin... please..."
"I'm sorry, Macy. I... I just can't... right now..."
Macy understood. She knows that it will take time for the pain to heal. She silently went out of the room, leaving Justin staring at the window.
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Justin couldn't deny it - he misses hanging out with Ryan. They have been inseparable for years, and it was only Ryan that could understand him.
He remembered the time when his dad wouldn't allow him to take Psychology, it was Ryan who talked to his dad. "Who knows, he might be a famous Psychologist someday!" he remembered Ryan said to his dad.
It was also Ryan who comforted him when his first girlfriend broke up with him. Ryan was also there to comfort him when his mom died. There are a lot of good and bad memories that they shared. "And I just let this friendship ruined just because of a girl?" he thought.
As he stared on the window, he saw Macy walking with Ryan. "Maybe she's right..." he said to himself. "I should try to hear what Ryan have to say..."
He immediately took his things and left their club's domicile, hoping he could catch up with Ryan.
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"It was a bad start... I shouldn't have dated her at the first place..." Ryan said as he and Macy walked towards the school's parking lot. Ryan had already broken up with Denise that afternoon. He already explained the reason why Ryan befriended Denise, and how his friendship with Justin got affected when she started flirting with him. Denise accepted their break-up, since she's also starting a serious relationship with another guy. "At least now, you can start rebuilding your friendship with Justin..." Macy said.
Just as they were about to get inside Ryan's car, Macy saw Justin standing behind him. "Someone wants to see you..." she said to Ryan. He looked behind, and he saw Justin. He immediately ran towards Justin. He couldn't let this moment pass, without explaining everything to his best friend.
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"Your cute little friend talked to me this afternoon." Justin started. "She said that I should give you a chance to explain. Well, here I am, giving you this chance.
Ryan looked back at Macy, and he saw her smiled at him. He faced Justin, and began to explain his side. Justin listened to him. "She really doesn't deserve you... I did it so that you won't get hurt..." Ryan said. "But you still went out with her. If you think that I didn't deserve her, you should've told me that."
"It was a bad move. I should have told you that at the beginning, but I promised you this. I still went out with her because I loved the attention..."
Justin understood what he meant. After Ryan explained his side, he gave him a brotherly hug. "I'm sorry if I shut you out of my life... I shouldn't have let a girl ruin our friendship..." he said.
"Me too, man... I can't believe that I'm saying this, but I missed you..."
Finally, after months of not talking to each other, they are friends again. They even made their hand gesture, the one that they do when they make a pact. "You should thank Macy. She told me how much you missed me..."
"I know you can't stay mad at me forever!"
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The three of them celebrated at a nearby restaurant. Ryan told Justin what happened to him during the time that they were not talking. He told him how he met Macy, and that he just broke up with Denise. Justin also told Ryan the things that happened to him these past months. He felt at peace now that he and Justin are friends again.
They decided to go home at around 9 PM. Ryan took Justin home first before taking Macy home. Just as they were alone, Ryan thank Macy. "I can't believe you'll do this for me..." he said. "You're my friend, remember?"
"I know but..."
"I don't want my friends to be sad. I know that you're really sorry for what had happened, that's why I talked to Justin." she said, interrupting what Ryan's about to say.
Ryan smiled at her. "First, you helped me with calculus, then you helped me patch things up with Justin. I can't thank you enough..." he said. "You're my angel..."
"Yes I am..." she thought. "I'll be your guardian angel..."
He slowly moved beside Macy, and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
To be continued...
Sunday, May 20, 2007
computer and technology
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
The nice thing about Windows - it does not just crash; it actually displays a dialogue box and lets you press OK first.
Error : Press any key except.. no, No, NO NOT THAT ONE!
Any system or program, however complicated, when looked at in exactly the right way will become even more complicated.
To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer.
Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner.
C code. C code run. Run, code, run! PLEASE!
Programmer: An ingenious device that converts caffeine into code.
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.
A computer program will always do what you tell it to, and seldom what you want it to.
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
--- If you cut here, you'll probably destroy your monitor ---
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
Do files get embarrassed when they're unzipped?
My life needs a rewind/erase button.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls. Let the machine get it.
A life… cool.. where can I download one of those?
A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
After months of training, when you finally understand all of a programs commands, the new revised edition arrives with a new command structure.
/earth: file system full.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Artificial Intelligence: The art of making real computers act like the ones in movies.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Lisp in action is like a finely choreographed ballet. Basic in action is like a waltz of drugged elephants. C in action is like a sword dance on a freshly waxed floor.
Error 7.0b1 - The item could not be deleted because it was missing.
There are two major products to come out of Berkley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.
There are two ways to construct a software design. Make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies; or make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies.
UNIX: when you can't afford the very best.
A fail-safe circuit will destroy all other circuits.
The important things are always simple.
The simple things are always hard.
Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.
Computers will never replace books. You can't stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.
The world will end in five minutes. Please log out.
WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
COFFEE.EXE is missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
General Failure's Fault. Not Yours.
Hit any user to continue.
Scandisk is now checking your hard drive. You can start praying.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Cannot find REALITY.SYS...Universe halted.
Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Why can't DOS ever say "Excellent command or filename"?
A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory!
Robots will be able to buy happiness, but in condensed chip form.
Saturday, May 19, 2007
burn out
O, wag kang tumingin ng ganyan sa akin
'Wag mo akong kulitin, 'wag mo akong tanungin
Dahil katulad mo, ako rin ay nagbago
'Di na tayo tulad ng dati, kay bilis ng sandali
CHORUS
O, kay tagal din kitang minahal
O, kay tagal din kitang minahal
Kung iisipin mo, 'di naman dati ganito
Teka muna lang, kelan tayo nailing?
Kung iisipin mo, 'di naman dati ganito
Kay bilis kasi ng buhay, pati tayo natangay
[Repeat CHORUS]
Tinatawag kita sinusuyo kita
'Di mo man marinig, 'di mo man madama
'Wag mo akong kulitin, 'wag mo akong tanungin
Dahil katulad mo, ako rin ay nagbago
'Di na tayo tulad ng dati, kay bilis ng sandali
CHORUS
O, kay tagal din kitang minahal
O, kay tagal din kitang minahal
Kung iisipin mo, 'di naman dati ganito
Teka muna lang, kelan tayo nailing?
Kung iisipin mo, 'di naman dati ganito
Kay bilis kasi ng buhay, pati tayo natangay
[Repeat CHORUS]
Tinatawag kita sinusuyo kita
'Di mo man marinig, 'di mo man madama
Fixing a broken heart
There was nothing to say the day she left
Just filled a suitcase full of regretsI hailed a taxi in rain
Looking for some place to ease the pain, ooh
Then like an answered prayer
I turned you around and found you there
you really know where to start
Fixing a broken heart
You really know what to do
Your emotional tools can cure any fool
Whose draems have broken apart
Fixing a broken heart
Now i don't understand what i'm going through
There must be a plan that led me to you
Because the hurt just disappearsIn every moment that you are neat, yeah
Just like an answered prayer
You make the loneliness easy to bear
you really know where to start
Fixing a broken heart
You really know what to do
Your emotional tools can cure any fool
Whose draems have broken apart
Fixing a broken heart
Soon the rain will stop falling baby
And i'll forget the past'cause here we are at leat
you really know where to start
Fixing a broken heart
You really know what to do
Your emotional tools can cure any fool
Whose draems have broken apart
Fixing a broken heart
Just filled a suitcase full of regretsI hailed a taxi in rain
Looking for some place to ease the pain, ooh
Then like an answered prayer
I turned you around and found you there
you really know where to start
Fixing a broken heart
You really know what to do
Your emotional tools can cure any fool
Whose draems have broken apart
Fixing a broken heart
Now i don't understand what i'm going through
There must be a plan that led me to you
Because the hurt just disappearsIn every moment that you are neat, yeah
Just like an answered prayer
You make the loneliness easy to bear
you really know where to start
Fixing a broken heart
You really know what to do
Your emotional tools can cure any fool
Whose draems have broken apart
Fixing a broken heart
Soon the rain will stop falling baby
And i'll forget the past'cause here we are at leat
you really know where to start
Fixing a broken heart
You really know what to do
Your emotional tools can cure any fool
Whose draems have broken apart
Fixing a broken heart
Story (na naman na hindi matatapos): I will wait forever - chapter 4
I WILL WAIT FOREVER - CHAPTER 4 - Betrayal
Ryan was about to go to the soccer practice, when he saw a familiar face sitting on the bench. "Justin?" he shouted. The guy looked back at him, then he started to walk away from him. "Hey! Justin! Wait up!" he said as he ran towards him.
Justin stopped and faced him. He could see anger in his eyes. "What do you want?" he snapped. "Whoa... are you mad at me?"
"No, I'm not! How can I be mad to my childhood friend?" Justin said sarcastically. After saying that, Justin left him.
Ryan knew that Justin has all the right in the world to be mad at him. Not only did he left him hanging, he betrayed him by going out with the girl Justin loved. "I guess he can never forgive me..." Ryan thought.
Justin and Ryan knew each other since childhood. They were neighbors and schoolmates. They were inseparable, until their first year in college. Ryan became a member of the varsity team. He hangs out with the most popular kids in school, and dates the prettiest girls in their batch. After being a part of the team, he stopped hanging out with Justin. There would be time when Ryan would ignore him, especially if he's with his teammates. Justin tried to understand Ryan, and still remained friends with him.
It was their fourth month in the University, and for the past four months, it was the first time Ryan hanged out with Justin. "We should always do this, you know..." Justin said. Ryan smiled. He, too, missed his best friend. His teammates and new friends could never compare to Justin, because only Justin knows him inside out. "So, what's keeping you busy?" Ryan asked. "Well, you know... school works... term papers... classes..."
"No girlfriends?"
"You know that I'm too shy to ask a girl out..."
"But, do you have any crushes here in the university?"
Just then, Denise passed in front of them. Justin's eyes followed her even though she's already far. Ryan noticed this. "I knew it..." he said. Justin smiled at Ryan. "She's the girl that you like, right?" Justin nodded. "I'm in love with her, Ry..." he said seriously. "I want to tell her how I feel, but I just don't know to approach her... she's the most popular girl in school, and I'm just an ordinary guy..." Justin continued.
Ryan put his arms around his shoulder, and gave him an assuring smile. "Let me make it up to you, pal."
"What do you mean?"
"I'll set you up with her..."
Justin was surprised at what he said. "Really? You'll do that for me?" Ryan nodded. "Yep! Just because you're my best bud in the whole world."
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Ryan befriended Denise, hoping he could set up his best bud with this popular girl. The more he gets to know Denise, the more he realizes that his friend deserves someone better than her. From his point of view, Denise is not the girl that Justin perceives.
He knows that Denise flirts a lot, and just like him, she have a lot of boyfriends. Aside from that, she smokes and drinks a lot, and she uses drugs sometimes. Aside from that, Denise flirts with him. He didn't want to disappoint Justin, so he decided not to set him up with Denise.
Every time Justin asks Ryan about Denise, he tries to make excuses. He would tell him that he haven't talked to her nor see her. Justin knows that Ryan's lying, but since he trusts him, he just let it pass. He thought that Ryan's doing something to make him closer to Denise.
During their batch's acquaintance party, Justin saw Ryan and Denise together. The moment he saw Ryan alone, he confronted him. "What are you doing, man? I thought you're going to set me up with Denise?" he said.
"I know, but give me time to tell her about it..."
Justin held on to Ryan's promise, but he's getting a little impatient and jealous. He knows that Ryan will do everything for him. He even watched as Ryan and Denise danced on the ledge, but what surprised him is when Denise gave Ryan a passionate kiss. Upon seeing this scene, he left the party. He never thought that his best friend would betray him.
Ryan tried to explain everything to Justin, but he didn't hear him out. Instead, he shut Ryan out of his life, and acted as though he never knew him. Ryan knew how much he hurt his best friend, but there's nothing that he could do to make Justin trust him again...
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"Ryan, are you OK?" Macy observed that Ryan's not with himself. He looked as though he is listening, but he's deep in his thought. Ryan looked at her apologetically. "I'm sorry, Macy..." he said.
"Maybe you need to rest. Let's continue tomorrow..."Macy was fixing her things when Ryan asked her a question. "What would you do if a friend betrayed you?" he asked. Macy was startled by his question. "Well... I don't know..."
"Are you going to forgive your friend if you explained everything?"
"As long as the explanation is valid, I will."
Silence.
"Is there something wrong, Ryan?" Macy finally said. Ryan, then, began to tell his story about him, and his best friend, Justin.
To be continued...
Ryan was about to go to the soccer practice, when he saw a familiar face sitting on the bench. "Justin?" he shouted. The guy looked back at him, then he started to walk away from him. "Hey! Justin! Wait up!" he said as he ran towards him.
Justin stopped and faced him. He could see anger in his eyes. "What do you want?" he snapped. "Whoa... are you mad at me?"
"No, I'm not! How can I be mad to my childhood friend?" Justin said sarcastically. After saying that, Justin left him.
Ryan knew that Justin has all the right in the world to be mad at him. Not only did he left him hanging, he betrayed him by going out with the girl Justin loved. "I guess he can never forgive me..." Ryan thought.
Justin and Ryan knew each other since childhood. They were neighbors and schoolmates. They were inseparable, until their first year in college. Ryan became a member of the varsity team. He hangs out with the most popular kids in school, and dates the prettiest girls in their batch. After being a part of the team, he stopped hanging out with Justin. There would be time when Ryan would ignore him, especially if he's with his teammates. Justin tried to understand Ryan, and still remained friends with him.
It was their fourth month in the University, and for the past four months, it was the first time Ryan hanged out with Justin. "We should always do this, you know..." Justin said. Ryan smiled. He, too, missed his best friend. His teammates and new friends could never compare to Justin, because only Justin knows him inside out. "So, what's keeping you busy?" Ryan asked. "Well, you know... school works... term papers... classes..."
"No girlfriends?"
"You know that I'm too shy to ask a girl out..."
"But, do you have any crushes here in the university?"
Just then, Denise passed in front of them. Justin's eyes followed her even though she's already far. Ryan noticed this. "I knew it..." he said. Justin smiled at Ryan. "She's the girl that you like, right?" Justin nodded. "I'm in love with her, Ry..." he said seriously. "I want to tell her how I feel, but I just don't know to approach her... she's the most popular girl in school, and I'm just an ordinary guy..." Justin continued.
Ryan put his arms around his shoulder, and gave him an assuring smile. "Let me make it up to you, pal."
"What do you mean?"
"I'll set you up with her..."
Justin was surprised at what he said. "Really? You'll do that for me?" Ryan nodded. "Yep! Just because you're my best bud in the whole world."
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Ryan befriended Denise, hoping he could set up his best bud with this popular girl. The more he gets to know Denise, the more he realizes that his friend deserves someone better than her. From his point of view, Denise is not the girl that Justin perceives.
He knows that Denise flirts a lot, and just like him, she have a lot of boyfriends. Aside from that, she smokes and drinks a lot, and she uses drugs sometimes. Aside from that, Denise flirts with him. He didn't want to disappoint Justin, so he decided not to set him up with Denise.
Every time Justin asks Ryan about Denise, he tries to make excuses. He would tell him that he haven't talked to her nor see her. Justin knows that Ryan's lying, but since he trusts him, he just let it pass. He thought that Ryan's doing something to make him closer to Denise.
During their batch's acquaintance party, Justin saw Ryan and Denise together. The moment he saw Ryan alone, he confronted him. "What are you doing, man? I thought you're going to set me up with Denise?" he said.
"I know, but give me time to tell her about it..."
Justin held on to Ryan's promise, but he's getting a little impatient and jealous. He knows that Ryan will do everything for him. He even watched as Ryan and Denise danced on the ledge, but what surprised him is when Denise gave Ryan a passionate kiss. Upon seeing this scene, he left the party. He never thought that his best friend would betray him.
Ryan tried to explain everything to Justin, but he didn't hear him out. Instead, he shut Ryan out of his life, and acted as though he never knew him. Ryan knew how much he hurt his best friend, but there's nothing that he could do to make Justin trust him again...
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"Ryan, are you OK?" Macy observed that Ryan's not with himself. He looked as though he is listening, but he's deep in his thought. Ryan looked at her apologetically. "I'm sorry, Macy..." he said.
"Maybe you need to rest. Let's continue tomorrow..."Macy was fixing her things when Ryan asked her a question. "What would you do if a friend betrayed you?" he asked. Macy was startled by his question. "Well... I don't know..."
"Are you going to forgive your friend if you explained everything?"
"As long as the explanation is valid, I will."
Silence.
"Is there something wrong, Ryan?" Macy finally said. Ryan, then, began to tell his story about him, and his best friend, Justin.
To be continued...
Friday, May 18, 2007
Story (na naman na hindi matatapos): I will wait forever - chapter 3
I WILL WAIT FOREVER -CHAPTER 3 - First Encounter
She felt like she's in heaven. She never thought that Ryan would offer his friendship. "God... am i dreaming?" Macy thought. Ever since the start of the classes at the University, Macy had a huge crush on Ryan. She even remembered their very first encounter...
It was during their freshmen orientation when she first saw Ryan. She was rushing to the Auditorium when somebody knocked her off. She fell on the floor, and her eyeglasses fell on the floor. Since there were a lot of students walking around, her eyeglasses got kicked around, and she had a hard time looking for it. "My eyeglasses! Where's my eyeglasses?!" she said to herself. She was already in a panic. Just then, she heard a voice behind her, and a hand gripped on her shoulder to help her stand up. Even though she doesn't have her glasses, she could see how the guy who helped her look like. "I bet this guy's cute. Wait till I get my glasses..." she thought. "Here you go... be careful next time..." the guy said as she handed her her glasses. She immediately took the glasses and wore it. She saw the guy who helped her smiling at her. "Be careful next time..." he said again. "Thanks..." she said shyly. She watched in awe as the guy walked away from the crowd. "My savior..." she thought. It was the beginning of the school year when she finally knew the name of the guy who helped her - it was Ryan.
Macy smiled as she reminisced how they first met. "I bet he doesn't remember that..." she thought. She also remembered the time that she fell from the stairs. She thought that Ryan would help her, but he saw him laughing with all the students that saw her accident.
She have always wanted to befriend Ryan, but since that incident, she decided that he was way to cool to be her friend. She had always thought that Ryan is different from the other "cool" students on school, but she found out that he's one of them.
Ever since the start of the second semester, Macy did not befriend anyone on the campus. Yes, she had friends during the start of the school year, but she realized that they only befriend her because they can get something from her. And behind her back, her so-called friends would laugh and sneer at her.
And now, she has just gained a new friend. She never thought that Ryan would consider her as his friend, even after their tutorials. It seems that her first year in college would have a happy ending after all.
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Macy was getting her books from her locker when she saw a girl fell on the floor. She was carrying a lot of art materials, and the papers and brushes fell all over the place. "She's as clumsy as I am..." she thought. She immediately closed her locker door and rushed towards her. She helped her pick up the girl's things on the floor. "Clumsy me..." the girl said. "Don't worry, I'm clumsier than you!" Macy said.
The girl looked at her and smiled. As soon as the got all of her things, they stood up. "Thanks for helping me. By the way, I'm Rica." the girl said as she extends her hand to Macy. "I'm Macy."
Macy carried Rica's things as they walked through her locker. She found out that Rica owns the locker just next to her. "Isn't that great? We're almost like neighbors!" Rica said. "Yeah!" she replied. As soon as she's finished, Rica asked her to join her for a snack at the cafeteria.
"Are you always alone?" Rica asked as she sipped her drink. Macy looked up at her and smiled. "Most of the time, I'm alone..." Macy replied. "Why'd you ask?"
"Well... the truth is... I've been observing you since the start of our classes. You seem a little reserved..."
Macy still smiled at her. "I'm the class nerd. Most of the people laugh at me because I'm different. I do stupid and clumsy things sometimes... If I seem a little reserved, its because I want to protect myself, because I don't want people to laugh or sneer at me all the time..." This time, Macy felt tears wants to fall from her eyes.
Rica stood up and sat beside her. She can see the tears that's coming out of her eyes. "I can't say that I know how you feel because in reality, I don't..." she started. "But I understand what it felt to be an outcast. People considered me weird, and they do stay away from me. It's like I'm a plague... and that they have to stay away from me..."
"Why?"
"Because I didn't take a bath!" Rica said, smelling her armpit.
Macy laughed at what Rica said. "I thought you were serious!" she said between laughs. "It's about time that you laugh! You're so serious with life!" Rica answered.
The hang out the whole afternoon. They got to know more about each other. Macy learned that Rica was a Fine Arts student in the University, and like her, she's a loner. It was almost night time when they finally said goodbye to each other. "I'll see you tomorrow, Macy!" Rica shouted as she hopped on the bus.
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Later that night, Rica called her. They where talking on the phone for almost 2 hours. It was almost midnight when they hung up. After a few minutes, as Macy got ready to sleep, the phone rang again. She answered the phone, thinking it was Rica again. "Hey Rica, I'm about to sleep..." she said. "Huh? Rica?" the guy on the other line said. It was Ryan. "Uh... sorry, I was talking to a friend two hours ago... I thought she was you..." she explained.
"That explains why I didn't see you today. I was about to ask you out for dinner, but I couldn't find you..."
Macy smiled as Ryan told her that he was looking for her. They talked on the phone for an hour, exchanging stories on how their day was. "Hey... I guess we better sleep or we'll be late for our classes tomorrow..." Macy finally said. She was already sleepy, but she stayed up late to talk to Ryan. "Yeah, I guess so. Hey... Let's hang out tomorrow, OK?"
"Sure... no prob!"
Just as she hangs the phone and lay down to sleep, she smiled. She would sleep like a baby tonight, and tomorrow, she'll see Ryan again...
To be continued...
She felt like she's in heaven. She never thought that Ryan would offer his friendship. "God... am i dreaming?" Macy thought. Ever since the start of the classes at the University, Macy had a huge crush on Ryan. She even remembered their very first encounter...
It was during their freshmen orientation when she first saw Ryan. She was rushing to the Auditorium when somebody knocked her off. She fell on the floor, and her eyeglasses fell on the floor. Since there were a lot of students walking around, her eyeglasses got kicked around, and she had a hard time looking for it. "My eyeglasses! Where's my eyeglasses?!" she said to herself. She was already in a panic. Just then, she heard a voice behind her, and a hand gripped on her shoulder to help her stand up. Even though she doesn't have her glasses, she could see how the guy who helped her look like. "I bet this guy's cute. Wait till I get my glasses..." she thought. "Here you go... be careful next time..." the guy said as she handed her her glasses. She immediately took the glasses and wore it. She saw the guy who helped her smiling at her. "Be careful next time..." he said again. "Thanks..." she said shyly. She watched in awe as the guy walked away from the crowd. "My savior..." she thought. It was the beginning of the school year when she finally knew the name of the guy who helped her - it was Ryan.
Macy smiled as she reminisced how they first met. "I bet he doesn't remember that..." she thought. She also remembered the time that she fell from the stairs. She thought that Ryan would help her, but he saw him laughing with all the students that saw her accident.
She have always wanted to befriend Ryan, but since that incident, she decided that he was way to cool to be her friend. She had always thought that Ryan is different from the other "cool" students on school, but she found out that he's one of them.
Ever since the start of the second semester, Macy did not befriend anyone on the campus. Yes, she had friends during the start of the school year, but she realized that they only befriend her because they can get something from her. And behind her back, her so-called friends would laugh and sneer at her.
And now, she has just gained a new friend. She never thought that Ryan would consider her as his friend, even after their tutorials. It seems that her first year in college would have a happy ending after all.
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Macy was getting her books from her locker when she saw a girl fell on the floor. She was carrying a lot of art materials, and the papers and brushes fell all over the place. "She's as clumsy as I am..." she thought. She immediately closed her locker door and rushed towards her. She helped her pick up the girl's things on the floor. "Clumsy me..." the girl said. "Don't worry, I'm clumsier than you!" Macy said.
The girl looked at her and smiled. As soon as the got all of her things, they stood up. "Thanks for helping me. By the way, I'm Rica." the girl said as she extends her hand to Macy. "I'm Macy."
Macy carried Rica's things as they walked through her locker. She found out that Rica owns the locker just next to her. "Isn't that great? We're almost like neighbors!" Rica said. "Yeah!" she replied. As soon as she's finished, Rica asked her to join her for a snack at the cafeteria.
"Are you always alone?" Rica asked as she sipped her drink. Macy looked up at her and smiled. "Most of the time, I'm alone..." Macy replied. "Why'd you ask?"
"Well... the truth is... I've been observing you since the start of our classes. You seem a little reserved..."
Macy still smiled at her. "I'm the class nerd. Most of the people laugh at me because I'm different. I do stupid and clumsy things sometimes... If I seem a little reserved, its because I want to protect myself, because I don't want people to laugh or sneer at me all the time..." This time, Macy felt tears wants to fall from her eyes.
Rica stood up and sat beside her. She can see the tears that's coming out of her eyes. "I can't say that I know how you feel because in reality, I don't..." she started. "But I understand what it felt to be an outcast. People considered me weird, and they do stay away from me. It's like I'm a plague... and that they have to stay away from me..."
"Why?"
"Because I didn't take a bath!" Rica said, smelling her armpit.
Macy laughed at what Rica said. "I thought you were serious!" she said between laughs. "It's about time that you laugh! You're so serious with life!" Rica answered.
The hang out the whole afternoon. They got to know more about each other. Macy learned that Rica was a Fine Arts student in the University, and like her, she's a loner. It was almost night time when they finally said goodbye to each other. "I'll see you tomorrow, Macy!" Rica shouted as she hopped on the bus.
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Later that night, Rica called her. They where talking on the phone for almost 2 hours. It was almost midnight when they hung up. After a few minutes, as Macy got ready to sleep, the phone rang again. She answered the phone, thinking it was Rica again. "Hey Rica, I'm about to sleep..." she said. "Huh? Rica?" the guy on the other line said. It was Ryan. "Uh... sorry, I was talking to a friend two hours ago... I thought she was you..." she explained.
"That explains why I didn't see you today. I was about to ask you out for dinner, but I couldn't find you..."
Macy smiled as Ryan told her that he was looking for her. They talked on the phone for an hour, exchanging stories on how their day was. "Hey... I guess we better sleep or we'll be late for our classes tomorrow..." Macy finally said. She was already sleepy, but she stayed up late to talk to Ryan. "Yeah, I guess so. Hey... Let's hang out tomorrow, OK?"
"Sure... no prob!"
Just as she hangs the phone and lay down to sleep, she smiled. She would sleep like a baby tonight, and tomorrow, she'll see Ryan again...
To be continued...
life...
we always search for answers because we want to prove ourselves
that we had the right decisions,
but the truth is we can't search for what's not there.
things happen because they are meant to happen.
that's why we forgive people,
even if they hurt us, we love people who don't love us
and we smile despite every painful crash in our hearts.
at the end of the day,
the lesson you get are the answers to your decisions.
love is much like a tattoo.
you take the risk, face the pain
and yet place it in a special part of you.
and when the time comes that you need to erase it,
you have to endure again the pain
and realize that it will forever leave a scar.
a scar that will always remind you, that you once had a tattoo.
a tattoo that for sometime symbolized something so special.
the beauty of having too much to drink.
when people get drunk.
they tend to say things they normally take years to say.
some would even go over board and confess their heart's inner desire or secret.
but when the spirit of alcohol fizzles out and you become sober,
you revert back to the same old person wearing a mask or a cloak.
after the hang over, you realize how stupid you are.
but on what aspect?
for doing things while you were drunk
or for being true to yourself?
in love,
it's good to listen to friends advices and judgment for they fill in the
blindness we refuse to see.
it's good to decide when all ideas come in hand for it leads us to right decisions,
but you know what?
it's still best to listen, follow and decide with your own heart and judgment.
keep this mind...
the love of two individuals can only be felt by the heart that beats,
not the eyes of others...
so when loving,
learn to listen but decide on your own...
after all, you know what can make you happy...
we always search for answers because we want to prove ourselves
that we had the right decisions,
but the truth is we can't search for what's not there.
things happen because they are meant to happen.
that's why we forgive people,
even if they hurt us, we love people who don't love us
and we smile despite every painful crash in our hearts.
at the end of the day,
the lesson you get are the answers to your decisions.
love is much like a tattoo.
you take the risk, face the pain
and yet place it in a special part of you.
and when the time comes that you need to erase it,
you have to endure again the pain
and realize that it will forever leave a scar.
a scar that will always remind you, that you once had a tattoo.
a tattoo that for sometime symbolized something so special.
the beauty of having too much to drink.
when people get drunk.
they tend to say things they normally take years to say.
some would even go over board and confess their heart's inner desire or secret.
but when the spirit of alcohol fizzles out and you become sober,
you revert back to the same old person wearing a mask or a cloak.
after the hang over, you realize how stupid you are.
but on what aspect?
for doing things while you were drunk
or for being true to yourself?
in love,
it's good to listen to friends advices and judgment for they fill in the
blindness we refuse to see.
it's good to decide when all ideas come in hand for it leads us to right decisions,
but you know what?
it's still best to listen, follow and decide with your own heart and judgment.
keep this mind...
the love of two individuals can only be felt by the heart that beats,
not the eyes of others...
so when loving,
learn to listen but decide on your own...
after all, you know what can make you happy...
some romances end for all kinds of reason.
but when all is said and done,
they have one thing in common:
they are shooting stars;
a spectacular moment of light in the heavens,
a fleeting glimpse of eternity,
and in a flash...
they are gone...
- nicholas sparks -
sometimes, i want to let the hands of the clock be stopped everytime i'm happy...
i wanna hide the hour glass just to make myself believe that moments would not end...
but i never did such,
for i realized,
there are also those who wanted the hands of the clock move...
for every strike of it would mean a little recovery from pains
for those who had bad memories in the past
and wishes that the hands of the clock will tick faster...
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Hardest things in love
a.. Being questioned when you yourself don't understand
b.. Pretending to be innocent of what you know about
c.. Trying to show you care
d.. Trying to forget something you know you NEVER will
e.. Admitting you were wrong after you have been so insistent that you were right
f.. Accepting the fact that you made a MISTAKE
g.. Debating with yourself
h.. Knowing what's wrong and what's right
i.. Growing up
j.. ACCEPTING the fact that some things are NOT meant TO BE
k.. Trying to understand when you just can't
l.. Swallowing your pride when it has become TOO HARD and TOO BIG to even gulp it down with water
m.. Being the LAST TO KNOW about something ! that CONCERNS you most of all
n.. Realizing that you have been TRICKED after you have given your WHOLE TRUST
o.. Realizing that you have taken the most IMPORTANT thing for granted
p.. PARTING with someone you've just LEARNED to LOVE
q.. Letting GO of someone you've LOVED ALL YOUR LIFE
r.. Losing someone you care deeply about
s.. Saying sorry when you mean it
t.. Saying how you REALLY FEEL and Explaining WHERE YOU STAND
u.. Knowing what is best and yet doing the exact opposite.
v.. Bracing yourself for the worst kind of pain... & still hurting so much.
w.. Loving someone too much and learning to love the pain that goes
with it... that even if you learned to let go of the person... you still go on missing the pain you once felt (and there it goes again... you fall again)
x.. Denying to yourself that you're falling... then finally you realize that indeed you have fallen when it's too damn late and you cant get out
y.. Being with someone else when the right one comes along
z.. Knowing deep inside that you love someone yet you can't say it out loud
b.. Pretending to be innocent of what you know about
c.. Trying to show you care
d.. Trying to forget something you know you NEVER will
e.. Admitting you were wrong after you have been so insistent that you were right
f.. Accepting the fact that you made a MISTAKE
g.. Debating with yourself
h.. Knowing what's wrong and what's right
i.. Growing up
j.. ACCEPTING the fact that some things are NOT meant TO BE
k.. Trying to understand when you just can't
l.. Swallowing your pride when it has become TOO HARD and TOO BIG to even gulp it down with water
m.. Being the LAST TO KNOW about something ! that CONCERNS you most of all
n.. Realizing that you have been TRICKED after you have given your WHOLE TRUST
o.. Realizing that you have taken the most IMPORTANT thing for granted
p.. PARTING with someone you've just LEARNED to LOVE
q.. Letting GO of someone you've LOVED ALL YOUR LIFE
r.. Losing someone you care deeply about
s.. Saying sorry when you mean it
t.. Saying how you REALLY FEEL and Explaining WHERE YOU STAND
u.. Knowing what is best and yet doing the exact opposite.
v.. Bracing yourself for the worst kind of pain... & still hurting so much.
w.. Loving someone too much and learning to love the pain that goes
with it... that even if you learned to let go of the person... you still go on missing the pain you once felt (and there it goes again... you fall again)
x.. Denying to yourself that you're falling... then finally you realize that indeed you have fallen when it's too damn late and you cant get out
y.. Being with someone else when the right one comes along
z.. Knowing deep inside that you love someone yet you can't say it out loud
the saddest thing that could happen between friends
is when one falls in love while the other
wants nothing more than friendship.
love can sometimes be magic
but magic can sometimes be an illusion.
is when one falls in love while the other
wants nothing more than friendship.
love can sometimes be magic
but magic can sometimes be an illusion.
Wacky Qoutes
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it Seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an Hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S Relativity.
- Albert Einstein
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- Albert Einstein
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working The moment you get up in the morning and does not Stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's There to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain The success of those we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what Matters is whether I win or lose.
- Darrin Weinberg
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will Remember you when he is In trouble again.
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand Wrong answers.
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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it Creative problem solving.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know Where to shop.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, Neither does milk.
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to Shoot them.
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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
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The number of people watching you is directly Proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Dahil Pasukan na...
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN MULTIMEDIA ARTS & SCIENCES (MAS)
The program provides an intensive scope of comprehension of the theories and experience of the practices in the multimedia industry. It also assimilates balance in learning by integrating various fields of study such as business, graphic arts, communication, motion graphics and programming. Areas of specialization include Advertising, Animation, Video, and Game Development.
Graduates of this program are expected to develop and successfully apply solutions to every stage of the multimedia development process from its conceptualization phase.
BACHELOR OF SCIENCE IN ENTREPRENEURSHIP (ENT)
The program is designed to equip students with an entrepreneurial mindset, and the necessary management and business skills to excel as an entrepreneur on both local and international scale.
Graduates of this program are expected to be opportunity-seeking, innovative, and adept in all the functional areas of a business organization. They are oriented towards developing their own entrepreneurial ventures and successfully growing it into strong business enterprises.
--- from www.mapua.edu.ph2 months na lang at start na ng 1st quartersem sa Mapua. For sure, siksikan na naman ang mga estudyante sa Mapua dahil sa mga freshies. For sure, mahaba na naman ang pila sa bookstore dahil sa mga estudyanteng nagpapalamig. For sure ubusan na naman ng bond paper, fillers at index card na pinapasa sa mga prof. For sure, ang haba na naman ng pila sa Treasurer's Office. For sure, MICRO na naman ang magcacashier. For sure, di na naman ako mag-eenrol this term.
Last year ko pa binabalak mag-aral. Actually, dapat ngayong 4th term ako babalik ng school. Kaso, ang problema, wala akong pera. Ubos palagi ang sweldo ko dahil sa tax, at sa mahal ng bilihin. 13 units na lang, pahihirapan ka pa ng mga kupal na prof. Lecheng diploma.
At kung bakit ko pinost yung mga description ng courses sa taas? Wala lang. Yan lang naman yung course na gusto ko lipatan.
Yes! Magshishift na ako ng course! Ayoko na talaga ng Computer Engineering! Wala na ang puso ko doon, dahil bukod sa walang kwenta ang mga prof, wala naman akong natututunang mahalaga at magagamit ko sa pang-araw araw.
Matagal ko na talagang gustong magshift ng course. Iniisip ko dating magshift sa Industrial Engineering, kasi parang wala naman silang prototype na ginagwa kada term, at di nila kailangang gumastos ng P40 k para sa isang chip na nagpapagalaw sa kamay ng robot, o mededetect kung may anghit ka. Ang ayoko rin sa course ko, ANG MAHAL NG PAGGAWA NG PROTOTYPE SA DESIGN 2. Leche! Bad trip na course.
Story (na naman na hindi matatapos): I will wait forever - chapter 2
I WILL WAIT FOREVER - CHAPTER 2 - Start
"Macy! Macy! Wait up!" Macy, turned around, and she saw Ryan running towards her. "Hey! Why are you in a hurry?" Macy said, as soon as Ryan reached her. "I just want to ask if you're doing anything this afternoon?"
"Well... I'm not sure. Why?"
"Because I aced my calculus quiz!" Ryan said excitedly. Macy was surprised and happy about his news. "Really? That's great!" she said excitedly.
"Yes! Thank you for being my Math tutor . And since our tutorials paid off, I'll treat you for pizza today. And please don't say no..."
Macy felt excited when Ryan told her that they'll go out for pizza. "I must be dreaming..." she thought. She never thought that the campus heartthrob would treat her for pizza just because he aced his calculus quiz. "It could've been any girl..."
"So, it's a date OK? I'll meet you later at the study hall..."
"Sure. But, can you do me a favor?"
"Yeah, anything for my tutor..."
"Can we go somewhere that's far from school? Your girlfriends might kill me if they see us together..."
Ryan laughed at what she said. "I knew you'll say that. Don't worry, I'll explain to them that you're my math tutor and friend" he said.
Just then, Ryan's girlfriend came. "Hey sweetie..." she said as she kissed Ryan on the cheek. Macy somehow felt jealous when she saw that. "Hi sweetie. By the way, this is Macy, my math tutor. Macy, this is Denise, my girlfriend." His girlfriend extended her hands to Macy. "Hey! Nice meeting you." Denise said. "Same here..."
After a small talk with Macy, Denise left for her class. "It was nice meeting you, Macy..." Denise said before she left. Ryan and Macy stood and watched her as she walked away from them. "Isn't she the model on that soda commercial?" Macy said. "Yeah..."
"She's nice... you look good together..."
"They say I'm lucky to have her"
"Yes, you are..."
Ryan walked Macy to her next class. They were talking about Ryan's girlfriend, and they didn't realized that they're already in front of the room. "Well, I guess here's my stop." Macy said. "So, I'll see you later OK? Don't be late."
"Sure. Thanks!"
Macy watched as Ryan leaves. She felt like the luckiest girl in the world. Not only did the campus heartthrob walked her to her class, he's going to treat her for pizza later.
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It was afternoon, and Ryan waited for Macy at the study hall. He owes Macy a lot. He knew that if it wasn't for Macy's help, he will be kicked out of the soccer team. "She's really serious with her studies... I wonder if she's dating anyone.." he thought.
He has been hearing about Macy since their first day in the University. It was Macy who got the full scholarship in their school, a privilege given only to the smartest freshmen. He also knew that Macy doesn't have much friends in the school. There was even a time when she fell from the stairs, and most of the students laughed at her. Nobody tried to help her, not even him. She was so ashamed, that she cried while she run away from the crowd. "And now, I'm seeking her help... I didn't even dared to help her before..." he said to himself.
He was deep in his thoughts when his mobile phone rang. It was Macy. "Hey, I've been waiting for you here at the study hall..." he said. "Yeah, I know... can you meet me here at the bus stop? I don't want anyone to see us..." Macy replied.
After they hung up the phone, he immediately took his things and went to the bus stop.
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"Why don't you want anyone to see us together?" Ryan said as his took a bite from his pizza. "Well... because you're the celebrity, and I'm just an ordinary girl..."
Ryan smiled at her. "It really doesn't matter if I'm the celebrity. You're my friend..." he said. Macy looked up at him. She almost choked on what she was eating when he told her that she's his friend. "Friend? Me? Are you kidding? I'm just your tutor..." she said.
Ryan finished his pizza before he began explaining his side. "Well.. you are my friend. The day that you helped my with Math, I said to myself that you're going to be my friend.."
Macy let out a loud laugh that made Ryan startle. "What?" he said. "User friendly guy..." Macy said. "No, I'm not..." he said defensively.
"It is my duty as a member of the Math Org to help those who are helpless in Math. If I tutored 60 students, does that mean that they're my friends?"
"Of course..."
"I don't think so..."
"Why?"
"Because they don't know me after they passed Math. Thanks to me."
Ryan felt sorry for Macy. He knew that she needs someone to be her friend. "Don't you hang out with other guys, aside from the Math Org people?" he asked. "Well... none. I used to hang out with my high school friends, but they're too busy to even hang out with me..." Macy said as she ate her third pizza. "So, you're always alone?"
"No. There's always the Math Org."
There was silence between them as the finished the box of pizza. After he paid the bill, they started to head home. "Was it hard to be a loner?" Ryan finally said. "No. I'm always a loner. I'm used to it. " Macy said in a matter-of-factly way. Again, there was a short silence. "Macy... I want to be your friend..." Ryan finally said.
Macy was surprised at what he said. "Are you sure of what you're saying?" she said, still in a state of shock. "Yeah. It's not like I'm asking you to be my girlfriend for a week. I just want to be your friend. You know, someone I could hang out when..."
"When you need a tutor?" she said, concluding his statement. "Not just that... sometimes I feel that being a Big Man on the Campus is too much... I really enjoy hanging out with you. You're mature, funny, and smart..." he said.
Macy was so happy at his "proposal". She felt a giddy feeling that she never felt before. "It's not that he's asking me to go steady with him... just to be his friend..." she reminded herself silently.
"So... friends?" he said as he extends his hand to Macy. Macy simply smiled and took his hand. "Friends!"
To be continued...
"Macy! Macy! Wait up!" Macy, turned around, and she saw Ryan running towards her. "Hey! Why are you in a hurry?" Macy said, as soon as Ryan reached her. "I just want to ask if you're doing anything this afternoon?"
"Well... I'm not sure. Why?"
"Because I aced my calculus quiz!" Ryan said excitedly. Macy was surprised and happy about his news. "Really? That's great!" she said excitedly.
"Yes! Thank you for being my Math tutor . And since our tutorials paid off, I'll treat you for pizza today. And please don't say no..."
Macy felt excited when Ryan told her that they'll go out for pizza. "I must be dreaming..." she thought. She never thought that the campus heartthrob would treat her for pizza just because he aced his calculus quiz. "It could've been any girl..."
"So, it's a date OK? I'll meet you later at the study hall..."
"Sure. But, can you do me a favor?"
"Yeah, anything for my tutor..."
"Can we go somewhere that's far from school? Your girlfriends might kill me if they see us together..."
Ryan laughed at what she said. "I knew you'll say that. Don't worry, I'll explain to them that you're my math tutor and friend" he said.
Just then, Ryan's girlfriend came. "Hey sweetie..." she said as she kissed Ryan on the cheek. Macy somehow felt jealous when she saw that. "Hi sweetie. By the way, this is Macy, my math tutor. Macy, this is Denise, my girlfriend." His girlfriend extended her hands to Macy. "Hey! Nice meeting you." Denise said. "Same here..."
After a small talk with Macy, Denise left for her class. "It was nice meeting you, Macy..." Denise said before she left. Ryan and Macy stood and watched her as she walked away from them. "Isn't she the model on that soda commercial?" Macy said. "Yeah..."
"She's nice... you look good together..."
"They say I'm lucky to have her"
"Yes, you are..."
Ryan walked Macy to her next class. They were talking about Ryan's girlfriend, and they didn't realized that they're already in front of the room. "Well, I guess here's my stop." Macy said. "So, I'll see you later OK? Don't be late."
"Sure. Thanks!"
Macy watched as Ryan leaves. She felt like the luckiest girl in the world. Not only did the campus heartthrob walked her to her class, he's going to treat her for pizza later.
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It was afternoon, and Ryan waited for Macy at the study hall. He owes Macy a lot. He knew that if it wasn't for Macy's help, he will be kicked out of the soccer team. "She's really serious with her studies... I wonder if she's dating anyone.." he thought.
He has been hearing about Macy since their first day in the University. It was Macy who got the full scholarship in their school, a privilege given only to the smartest freshmen. He also knew that Macy doesn't have much friends in the school. There was even a time when she fell from the stairs, and most of the students laughed at her. Nobody tried to help her, not even him. She was so ashamed, that she cried while she run away from the crowd. "And now, I'm seeking her help... I didn't even dared to help her before..." he said to himself.
He was deep in his thoughts when his mobile phone rang. It was Macy. "Hey, I've been waiting for you here at the study hall..." he said. "Yeah, I know... can you meet me here at the bus stop? I don't want anyone to see us..." Macy replied.
After they hung up the phone, he immediately took his things and went to the bus stop.
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"Why don't you want anyone to see us together?" Ryan said as his took a bite from his pizza. "Well... because you're the celebrity, and I'm just an ordinary girl..."
Ryan smiled at her. "It really doesn't matter if I'm the celebrity. You're my friend..." he said. Macy looked up at him. She almost choked on what she was eating when he told her that she's his friend. "Friend? Me? Are you kidding? I'm just your tutor..." she said.
Ryan finished his pizza before he began explaining his side. "Well.. you are my friend. The day that you helped my with Math, I said to myself that you're going to be my friend.."
Macy let out a loud laugh that made Ryan startle. "What?" he said. "User friendly guy..." Macy said. "No, I'm not..." he said defensively.
"It is my duty as a member of the Math Org to help those who are helpless in Math. If I tutored 60 students, does that mean that they're my friends?"
"Of course..."
"I don't think so..."
"Why?"
"Because they don't know me after they passed Math. Thanks to me."
Ryan felt sorry for Macy. He knew that she needs someone to be her friend. "Don't you hang out with other guys, aside from the Math Org people?" he asked. "Well... none. I used to hang out with my high school friends, but they're too busy to even hang out with me..." Macy said as she ate her third pizza. "So, you're always alone?"
"No. There's always the Math Org."
There was silence between them as the finished the box of pizza. After he paid the bill, they started to head home. "Was it hard to be a loner?" Ryan finally said. "No. I'm always a loner. I'm used to it. " Macy said in a matter-of-factly way. Again, there was a short silence. "Macy... I want to be your friend..." Ryan finally said.
Macy was surprised at what he said. "Are you sure of what you're saying?" she said, still in a state of shock. "Yeah. It's not like I'm asking you to be my girlfriend for a week. I just want to be your friend. You know, someone I could hang out when..."
"When you need a tutor?" she said, concluding his statement. "Not just that... sometimes I feel that being a Big Man on the Campus is too much... I really enjoy hanging out with you. You're mature, funny, and smart..." he said.
Macy was so happy at his "proposal". She felt a giddy feeling that she never felt before. "It's not that he's asking me to go steady with him... just to be his friend..." she reminded herself silently.
"So... friends?" he said as he extends his hand to Macy. Macy simply smiled and took his hand. "Friends!"
To be continued...
Monday, May 14, 2007
"MY LIFE IS 81% PERFECT"
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You love someone/something
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player
[] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 1 best friend.
[ ] There is a swimming pool/hot tub in
your backyard
T 0 T A L: 5
[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than
once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your
house right now
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You NEVER cry more than twice a
month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the
music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
T 0 T A L: 7
[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace
[ ] You have pictures on myspace.
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace
[x] You get allowance
[x] You collect something normal.
[x] You look foward to going to school/work.
[ ]You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play or played a sport.
[] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 5
[] You own a car
[x] You usually don't fight with your mom
[] You are happy with your appearance
[x] You do not have any failing grades
[x] You have friends
T 0 T A L: 3
[x] You know what is going on in your world.
[x] You care about many people.
[x] You know more than one language
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You dont have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 7
TOTAL OVERALL: 2
Now count your numbers and multiply by
3
Then title this "MY LIFE IS % PERFECT"
[x] You love someone/something
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player
[] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 1 best friend.
[ ] There is a swimming pool/hot tub in
your backyard
T 0 T A L: 5
[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than
once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your
house right now
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You NEVER cry more than twice a
month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the
music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
T 0 T A L: 7
[ ] You have over 50 friends on myspace
[ ] You have pictures on myspace.
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace
[x] You get allowance
[x] You collect something normal.
[x] You look foward to going to school/work.
[ ]You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play or played a sport.
[] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 5
[] You own a car
[x] You usually don't fight with your mom
[] You are happy with your appearance
[x] You do not have any failing grades
[x] You have friends
T 0 T A L: 3
[x] You know what is going on in your world.
[x] You care about many people.
[x] You know more than one language
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You dont have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 7
TOTAL OVERALL: 2
Now count your numbers and multiply by
3
Then title this "MY LIFE IS % PERFECT"
"My School Year was 62% Exciting"
[x] hugged someone in school?
[x] gotten a detention?
[x] cried in school?
[x] made new friends?
Total: 4
[ ] watched netball game
[ ] watched a football game
[ ] watched a soccer game
[ ] watched a baseball game
[x] watched a basketball game
Total: 1
[ ] watched a tennis match
[ ] watched a softball game
[ ] watched a track meet
[x] watched a volleyball game
[x] stood up for someone being made fun of
Total: 2
[x] broken up with someone during
school?
[x] argued with a teacher?
[x] walked to school
[] drove to school
Total: 3
[x] punch/slapped anyone?
[ ] heard a rumor about yourself
[x] go to schOOL for the sake of your parents?
[x] had done something you shouldnt do at school
[x] missed school when you weren't sick?
Total: 4
[x] failed a class
[x] made up an excuse for homework not being done?
[x] the teacher believed your lame excuse?
[x] crushed on a teacher?
Total: 4
[ ] hit on a teacher?
[x] disliked a teacher?
[ ] was involved with a sport?
[ ] involved in any commitee?
Total: 1
[ ] got a scholarship?
[x] got an award?
[x] fallen asleep in school
[x] gotten in trouble for falling asleep in class
[x] had your phone vibrating
Total: 4
[ ] had your phone taken away?
[x] lied to a teacher?
[x] laughed so hard you cried in class
[x] bring junk food in ur classroom and eat it with ur friends?
[x] missed a week of school or more at once
Total: 4
Do You/Did You/Will You?/are you...
[x] enjoy school?
[x ] excited for summer
[ x] taking summer school?
[ x] have a summer job?
[x] go somewhere
Total: 4
[x] gotten a detention?
[x] cried in school?
[x] made new friends?
Total: 4
[ ] watched netball game
[ ] watched a football game
[ ] watched a soccer game
[ ] watched a baseball game
[x] watched a basketball game
Total: 1
[ ] watched a tennis match
[ ] watched a softball game
[ ] watched a track meet
[x] watched a volleyball game
[x] stood up for someone being made fun of
Total: 2
[x] broken up with someone during
school?
[x] argued with a teacher?
[x] walked to school
[] drove to school
Total: 3
[x] punch/slapped anyone?
[ ] heard a rumor about yourself
[x] go to schOOL for the sake of your parents?
[x] had done something you shouldnt do at school
[x] missed school when you weren't sick?
Total: 4
[x] failed a class
[x] made up an excuse for homework not being done?
[x] the teacher believed your lame excuse?
[x] crushed on a teacher?
Total: 4
[ ] hit on a teacher?
[x] disliked a teacher?
[ ] was involved with a sport?
[ ] involved in any commitee?
Total: 1
[ ] got a scholarship?
[x] got an award?
[x] fallen asleep in school
[x] gotten in trouble for falling asleep in class
[x] had your phone vibrating
Total: 4
[ ] had your phone taken away?
[x] lied to a teacher?
[x] laughed so hard you cried in class
[x] bring junk food in ur classroom and eat it with ur friends?
[x] missed a week of school or more at once
Total: 4
Do You/Did You/Will You?/are you...
[x] enjoy school?
[x ] excited for summer
[ x] taking summer school?
[ x] have a summer job?
[x] go somewhere
Total: 4
Story (na naman na hindi matatapos): I will wait forever - chapter 1
****Revised Edition****
I WILL WAIT FOREVER - CHAPTER 1
Dear Ryan,
Being with you for the past 2 years had been a roller coaster ride. It was fun, yet full of pain. Pain, because you always took me for granted. Pain, because I'm always on the sidelines. Pain, because no matter how much I loved you, you can never love me back.
I try to hold back all the tears whenever I'm with you. But God knows, that I cry myself every night, hoping he'll hear my prayer - that someday, you'll realize my worth.
I'm giving up something that I knew I never had from the start - your love. I'm letting go of all the good and bad memories that we both had. But most of all, I'm letting you go.
I hope you will someday find the girl who will love you as much as I loved you, and I do hope that you will love her back...
Macy
Ryan crumpled the letter and threw it on his bed. He just came from school, when he saw the letter beside his bed, together with the pendant he gave Macy on her birthday. "She's gone..."
He regrets taking her for granted. She was the only person who cared for him, and loved him. She was always there for him, but he never appreciated her. Instead, he just used her to his advantage, denied her and left her. They even kept their relationship a secret, because he's afraid that he'll lose his reputation in school.
Macy will never come back in his life. He knew it. And he wished that he could've appreciated her more.
===================================================================
They were in their first year in college when Macy and Ryan met. Ryan was "The Big Man on Campus". He dated almost every girls on their batch, and half of the University's girl population. He had different girlfriends every week. For him, changing a girlfriend is as easy as changing his clothes.
Macy, on the other hand, is the "nerdy" one. She always tops her class, and a consistent Dean's lister. She's shy, and she only had a few friends on the University.
It is very unlikely for them to be a "couple" - Ryan's the social butterfly, while Macy's an outcast. Everyone looks up to Ryan, while most of the students laugh at Macy.
It was because of a failing grade why their paths crossed. Afraid of failing Calculus at getting kicked out of the Soccer Varsity Team, Ryan seeks the help of the Math Organization, where Macy's a member. The Math Organization offers free tutorials for the students, and Ryan took advantage of this. Macy was assigned to be his Math tutor.
"Isn't he the popular guy from the Varsity team?" It was during their weekly Org meetings when Macy learned that she'll be tutoring Ryan. "Yes. Lucky you, Macy" their president, Nathan, said. "I assigned you to Ryan because I know that he won't get distracted, and I know that you'll focus on the tutorials."
Macy didn't let it show, but she's happy that she was assigned to be Ryan's Math tutor. Since the first day she met Ryan, she already had a crush on him. She knows that she could never get to be his friend, because of his status, and because of all the girls around him. "Now, I could be closer to him..." she thought.
It was Saturday afternoon when she met Ryan for the tutorials. They met at one of the classrooms that the Math Organization uses for their meeting. "Hi, you must be Macy..." Ryan said as he entered the room. "Yeah... I'm Macy. And you're late for our meeting." Macy said sarcastically. "I'm sorry, we've just finished our soccer practice..." Ryan said apologetically, flashing his killer smile.
Ryan sat beside her. He was so close, that Macy could smell his aftershave. "He smells great..." she thought. Ryan looked at her, and smiled as he gave her his notebook. "Shall we start?"
Macy explained to Ryan his calculus lessons. Ryan eagerly listened to her as she explained the formulas used for a certain problem. There would be a time when Ryan's thought wanders, as he looks into her face. "I bet she looks pretty if she takes off her eyeglasses..."
"Hey, are you listening to me?" Macy said when he noticed that Ryan's attention is not with the lessons.
"Oh.. Ummm... I'm sorry, it's just that..."
"Don't you want to ace your calculus quiz?"
"Yeah... I do..."
"Then you better listen to this or I'll leave"
The Math tutorials ended at around 6 PM. Macy stood up and left the room when Ryan called her. "Hey, Macy!"
Macy looked back at him. He was running towards her, and by the time he reached her, he was catching his breath.
"Since the tutorials are free," he began. "Why don't I take you home."
Macy was excited. Imagine, the school heartthrob is going to take her home! She wanted to say yes, but she thought of all the girls in the campus that will not forgive her when they saw her riding his car.
"I'm sorry, Ryan, but my mom will pick me up..." she lied. After saying that, Macy walked away from him.
====================================================================
It was almost 9 PM and the rain just started to fall. Macy was waiting for the bus at the bus station for over an hour. "Damn this rain... I should've accepted Ryan's offer to drive me home..." she thought.
Just then, a red car stopped in front of her. The car's window rolled down, and she saw Ryan seating on the driver's seat. "It would take a long time for the rain to stop, and there's no bus. Come on, I'll drive you home." He said, smiling. This time, Macy did not hesitate. She wanted to go home and rest. She immediately opened the car's door, and hopped in.
"Thanks..." she said to Ryan. "No problem. If I pass the calculus quiz on Tuesday, I'll treat you for dinner. Promise." he said.
After an hour, they were able to reach Macy's home. "Thanks for the ride, Ryan..." she said came out of the car. Before she opened the gate, Ryan called her again. "Macy..."
"Yes?"
"Is it OK with you if you'll become my permanent tutor? I badly needed your help..."
Macy was ecstatic when she heard that. "Yeah, sure... no problem" she smiled. Again, Ryan flashed his killer smile. After thanking Macy, he left.
"This might be a beginning," Macy thought. "of a beautiful friendship..."
To be continued....
I WILL WAIT FOREVER - CHAPTER 1
Dear Ryan,
Being with you for the past 2 years had been a roller coaster ride. It was fun, yet full of pain. Pain, because you always took me for granted. Pain, because I'm always on the sidelines. Pain, because no matter how much I loved you, you can never love me back.
I try to hold back all the tears whenever I'm with you. But God knows, that I cry myself every night, hoping he'll hear my prayer - that someday, you'll realize my worth.
I'm giving up something that I knew I never had from the start - your love. I'm letting go of all the good and bad memories that we both had. But most of all, I'm letting you go.
I hope you will someday find the girl who will love you as much as I loved you, and I do hope that you will love her back...
Macy
Ryan crumpled the letter and threw it on his bed. He just came from school, when he saw the letter beside his bed, together with the pendant he gave Macy on her birthday. "She's gone..."
He regrets taking her for granted. She was the only person who cared for him, and loved him. She was always there for him, but he never appreciated her. Instead, he just used her to his advantage, denied her and left her. They even kept their relationship a secret, because he's afraid that he'll lose his reputation in school.
Macy will never come back in his life. He knew it. And he wished that he could've appreciated her more.
===================================================================
They were in their first year in college when Macy and Ryan met. Ryan was "The Big Man on Campus". He dated almost every girls on their batch, and half of the University's girl population. He had different girlfriends every week. For him, changing a girlfriend is as easy as changing his clothes.
Macy, on the other hand, is the "nerdy" one. She always tops her class, and a consistent Dean's lister. She's shy, and she only had a few friends on the University.
It is very unlikely for them to be a "couple" - Ryan's the social butterfly, while Macy's an outcast. Everyone looks up to Ryan, while most of the students laugh at Macy.
It was because of a failing grade why their paths crossed. Afraid of failing Calculus at getting kicked out of the Soccer Varsity Team, Ryan seeks the help of the Math Organization, where Macy's a member. The Math Organization offers free tutorials for the students, and Ryan took advantage of this. Macy was assigned to be his Math tutor.
"Isn't he the popular guy from the Varsity team?" It was during their weekly Org meetings when Macy learned that she'll be tutoring Ryan. "Yes. Lucky you, Macy" their president, Nathan, said. "I assigned you to Ryan because I know that he won't get distracted, and I know that you'll focus on the tutorials."
Macy didn't let it show, but she's happy that she was assigned to be Ryan's Math tutor. Since the first day she met Ryan, she already had a crush on him. She knows that she could never get to be his friend, because of his status, and because of all the girls around him. "Now, I could be closer to him..." she thought.
It was Saturday afternoon when she met Ryan for the tutorials. They met at one of the classrooms that the Math Organization uses for their meeting. "Hi, you must be Macy..." Ryan said as he entered the room. "Yeah... I'm Macy. And you're late for our meeting." Macy said sarcastically. "I'm sorry, we've just finished our soccer practice..." Ryan said apologetically, flashing his killer smile.
Ryan sat beside her. He was so close, that Macy could smell his aftershave. "He smells great..." she thought. Ryan looked at her, and smiled as he gave her his notebook. "Shall we start?"
Macy explained to Ryan his calculus lessons. Ryan eagerly listened to her as she explained the formulas used for a certain problem. There would be a time when Ryan's thought wanders, as he looks into her face. "I bet she looks pretty if she takes off her eyeglasses..."
"Hey, are you listening to me?" Macy said when he noticed that Ryan's attention is not with the lessons.
"Oh.. Ummm... I'm sorry, it's just that..."
"Don't you want to ace your calculus quiz?"
"Yeah... I do..."
"Then you better listen to this or I'll leave"
The Math tutorials ended at around 6 PM. Macy stood up and left the room when Ryan called her. "Hey, Macy!"
Macy looked back at him. He was running towards her, and by the time he reached her, he was catching his breath.
"Since the tutorials are free," he began. "Why don't I take you home."
Macy was excited. Imagine, the school heartthrob is going to take her home! She wanted to say yes, but she thought of all the girls in the campus that will not forgive her when they saw her riding his car.
"I'm sorry, Ryan, but my mom will pick me up..." she lied. After saying that, Macy walked away from him.
====================================================================
It was almost 9 PM and the rain just started to fall. Macy was waiting for the bus at the bus station for over an hour. "Damn this rain... I should've accepted Ryan's offer to drive me home..." she thought.
Just then, a red car stopped in front of her. The car's window rolled down, and she saw Ryan seating on the driver's seat. "It would take a long time for the rain to stop, and there's no bus. Come on, I'll drive you home." He said, smiling. This time, Macy did not hesitate. She wanted to go home and rest. She immediately opened the car's door, and hopped in.
"Thanks..." she said to Ryan. "No problem. If I pass the calculus quiz on Tuesday, I'll treat you for dinner. Promise." he said.
After an hour, they were able to reach Macy's home. "Thanks for the ride, Ryan..." she said came out of the car. Before she opened the gate, Ryan called her again. "Macy..."
"Yes?"
"Is it OK with you if you'll become my permanent tutor? I badly needed your help..."
Macy was ecstatic when she heard that. "Yeah, sure... no problem" she smiled. Again, Ryan flashed his killer smile. After thanking Macy, he left.
"This might be a beginning," Macy thought. "of a beautiful friendship..."
To be continued....
Sunday, May 13, 2007
Dear Pie
Isa ako sa mga unang nakaalam na magiging nanay ka na. 18 ka lang nun, katatapos mo lang magdebut at kakasimula pa lang ng relasyon nyo ng noo'y bago mong boyfriend na tatay ng anak mo. Alam ko ang nararamdaman mo - takot, dahil magiging nanay ka na at dahil nakapabata mo pa para sa ganong responsibilidad, pangamba na baka hindi mo siya mapalaki ng maayos, at saya kasi may isang baging buhay na sumibol sa iyong sinapupunan.
Isa rin ako sa mga naging biktima mo. Anak talaga ng... sana di ko na lang kinain yung burger mcdo na may french fires sa loob dahil pag-uwi ko ng bahay, nagsusuka na ako at antukin na. Palagi kang nanggigil sa kin, kahit alam nating dalawa na napakacute ko talaga.
Madalas kitang pagtakpan sa nanay mo (at ipahamak na rin), dahil hindi ka umuuwi sa bahay nyo. Jontis ka kasi sa junakis mong pasaway... hehehehe...
Marami ka pang pagdadaanan sa pagiging ina. Isa lamang ang pagpasok ni Bubu sa school na masasabi nating "pahirap" sa buhay mo. Antayin mong maging teenager ang anak mo, at alam kong maiintindihan mo kung ano ang pinagdaanan ng mga nanay natin. Harinaway mabigyan mo ng magandang buhay at kunabukasan ang inaanak ko, at naway' hindi siya maging kasing pasaway mo...
Happy Mother's day tol! 2 months na lang at birthday na ni Bubu!
Isa rin ako sa mga naging biktima mo. Anak talaga ng... sana di ko na lang kinain yung burger mcdo na may french fires sa loob dahil pag-uwi ko ng bahay, nagsusuka na ako at antukin na. Palagi kang nanggigil sa kin, kahit alam nating dalawa na napakacute ko talaga.
Madalas kitang pagtakpan sa nanay mo (at ipahamak na rin), dahil hindi ka umuuwi sa bahay nyo. Jontis ka kasi sa junakis mong pasaway... hehehehe...
Marami ka pang pagdadaanan sa pagiging ina. Isa lamang ang pagpasok ni Bubu sa school na masasabi nating "pahirap" sa buhay mo. Antayin mong maging teenager ang anak mo, at alam kong maiintindihan mo kung ano ang pinagdaanan ng mga nanay natin. Harinaway mabigyan mo ng magandang buhay at kunabukasan ang inaanak ko, at naway' hindi siya maging kasing pasaway mo...
Happy Mother's day tol! 2 months na lang at birthday na ni Bubu!
Saturday, May 12, 2007
stupid customer...
It's against my principle to type in something that's related to my customers pero nag-init talaga ang ulo ko kay Donald F!@##%#! Una sa lahat, hindi lang siya ang customer ko. Pangalawa, sinabi ko na ipeprepare ko lang yung steps regarding sa issue niya. Pangatlo, simple lang ang issue niya, bakit pa siya kailangan kumontak sa tech support? At nagbanta pa si gago na magcocomplain siya. Fine, di magcomplain siya! For God's sake, it's just 2 minutes. @ f^cking minutes. Tsaka kung di ba naman siya sisingit sa queue di sana hindi ako nagbagal. Bwisit talaga siya! Bwisit!
birth, life and time
1. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
2. When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
3. You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.
4. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
5. I intend to live forever. So far, so good!
6. Never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway.
7. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
8. The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen all at once.
9. Early to rise, and early to bed
Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
10. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
11. The trouble with getting a life is making the payments.
12. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
13. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.
14. The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
15. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
16. We’re all in this alone.
17. Life is a mixture of proteins and preservatives all trapped into a pale, green, gelatinous goo.
18. I was born at a very early age.
19. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
20. So just what are time flies, and why do they like an arrow?
21. Just when you think you've finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
22. Life is the process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we are alive.
23. The surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
24. Life would be so much easier if everyone read the manual.
25. Living right doesn't make you live longer. It just makes it seem like longer.
26. Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
27. The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
28. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
29. Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
30. Knock hard. Life is deaf.
31. Blindness is caused by years of intense exposure to light. If you keep your eyes closed all the time, it is quite likely that you will never go blind.
32. It is always darkest before dawn.. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
33. Always remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else.
34. Everybody starts out with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience.
35. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before the luck runs out. The tree of life is self-pruning.
36. When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one.
37. Time is merely a waste of reality.
38. I can't promise that I'll try. But I'll try to try.
39. A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes.
40. One good thinga bout Alzheimer's is you meet new people every day.
41. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
42. The meek shall inherit the earth. After we're through with it.
43. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
44. Just remember.. if the world didn't suck, we'd fall off.
45. If at first you don't succeed, re-define success.
46. You live on the edge? I fell off some time ago.
47. The things that comes to those who wait may be the things left over from those who got there first.
48. Do not regret growing old. It's a privilege denied to many.
49. Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
50. It's a small world, unless you have to paint it.
51. Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow... Go over there somewhere.
52. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
53. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
54. Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
55. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
56. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
57. If you want to have the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.
58. If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
59. If you want to know the meaning of life, look in the dictionary!
60. Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
61. Life is a car wash.. and I'm on a bicycle.
62. The world's one big prison, and I'm the warden. Luckily, I'm also asleep.
63. Life is like a box of chocolates; too big a box with too few chocolates.
2. When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
3. You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.
4. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
5. I intend to live forever. So far, so good!
6. Never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway.
7. Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
8. The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen all at once.
9. Early to rise, and early to bed
Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
10. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
11. The trouble with getting a life is making the payments.
12. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
13. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.
14. The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
15. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
16. We’re all in this alone.
17. Life is a mixture of proteins and preservatives all trapped into a pale, green, gelatinous goo.
18. I was born at a very early age.
19. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
20. So just what are time flies, and why do they like an arrow?
21. Just when you think you've finally hit the bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
22. Life is the process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we are alive.
23. The surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
24. Life would be so much easier if everyone read the manual.
25. Living right doesn't make you live longer. It just makes it seem like longer.
26. Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
27. The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
28. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
29. Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
30. Knock hard. Life is deaf.
31. Blindness is caused by years of intense exposure to light. If you keep your eyes closed all the time, it is quite likely that you will never go blind.
32. It is always darkest before dawn.. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
33. Always remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else.
34. Everybody starts out with a full bag of luck and an empty bag of experience.
35. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before the luck runs out. The tree of life is self-pruning.
36. When your life shatters into a million pieces, pick up the pieces, grab some glue, and make a new one.
37. Time is merely a waste of reality.
38. I can't promise that I'll try. But I'll try to try.
39. A wise man learns from his mistakes. A wiser man learns from others' mistakes.
40. One good thinga bout Alzheimer's is you meet new people every day.
41. You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.
42. The meek shall inherit the earth. After we're through with it.
43. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
44. Just remember.. if the world didn't suck, we'd fall off.
45. If at first you don't succeed, re-define success.
46. You live on the edge? I fell off some time ago.
47. The things that comes to those who wait may be the things left over from those who got there first.
48. Do not regret growing old. It's a privilege denied to many.
49. Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead.
50. It's a small world, unless you have to paint it.
51. Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow... Go over there somewhere.
52. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
53. Two wrongs are only the beginning.
54. Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
55. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
56. The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.
57. If you want to have the rainbow, you have to put up with the rain.
58. If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
59. If you want to know the meaning of life, look in the dictionary!
60. Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
61. Life is a car wash.. and I'm on a bicycle.
62. The world's one big prison, and I'm the warden. Luckily, I'm also asleep.
63. Life is like a box of chocolates; too big a box with too few chocolates.
about work...
1. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
2. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
3. This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
4. We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
6. I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.
7. If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
8. The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing. The generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything.
9. In every organization, there will always be one person who knows what's going on. This person must be fired.
10. Never quit until you have another job.
11. I wasn't sleeping. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
12. To err is human; to forgive is against company policy.
13. Follow your dream; unless it's the one where your naked at work during a fire drill.
14. If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
15. 9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
16. There are only two enterprises that refer to their customers as "users," and one is illegal.
17. Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.
18. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
19. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
20. Stress is when you wake up screaming, and realize you hadn't gone to sleep yet.
21. Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!
22. A procrastinator's work is never done.
23. When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine "Louie".
2. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
3. This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
4. We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.
5. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
6. I used up all my sick days, so I called in dead.
7. If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
8. The specialist learns more and more about less and less until, finally, he knows everything about nothing. The generalist learns less and less about more and more until, finally, he knows nothing about everything.
9. In every organization, there will always be one person who knows what's going on. This person must be fired.
10. Never quit until you have another job.
11. I wasn't sleeping. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
12. To err is human; to forgive is against company policy.
13. Follow your dream; unless it's the one where your naked at work during a fire drill.
14. If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
15. 9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
16. There are only two enterprises that refer to their customers as "users," and one is illegal.
17. Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.
18. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
19. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
20. Stress is when you wake up screaming, and realize you hadn't gone to sleep yet.
21. Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!
22. A procrastinator's work is never done.
23. When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine "Louie".
questions
1. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4. Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
5. How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
6. How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
7. How young can you die of old age?
8. Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
9. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
10. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
11. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
12. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
13. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
15. If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
16. If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
17. If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
18. What if there were no hypothetical situations?
19. Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
20. Will your answer to this question be no?
21. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
22. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
23. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
24. Is there another word for synonym?
25. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
26. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
27. If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
28. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
29. If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
30. Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
31. If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
32. If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
33. How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
34. Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
35. Do we make bombs better or worse?
36. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
37. If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
38. Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
39. If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
40. If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
41. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
42. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
43. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
44. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
45. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
46. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
47. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
48. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
49. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
50. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
51. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
52. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
53. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
54. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
55. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
56. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
57. Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?
58. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
59. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
60. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?
61. If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
62. If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
63. Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
64. Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
65. If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
66. Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
67. If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound?
68. What is the speed of darkness?
69. If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?
70. Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
71. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
72. Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
73. Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
74. What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
75. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
76. Why is minimalism such a big word?
77. If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
78. What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the viagra?
79. Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
80. Do fish get thirsty?
81. If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?
82. Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
83. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
84. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
85. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
86. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
87. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
88. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
89. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
90. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
91. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
92. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
93. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
94. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
95. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
96. Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
97. Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
98. Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
99. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
100. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
101. If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
102. Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
103. How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
104. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
2. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4. Why do irons have a setting for permanent press?
5. How can you tell when sour cream goes bad?
6. How much sin can I get away with and still go to heaven?
7. How young can you die of old age?
8. Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
9. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
10. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
11. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
12. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
13. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?
14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
15. If you steal a clean slate, does it go on your record?
16. If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
17. If you're born again, do you have two belly buttons?
18. What if there were no hypothetical situations?
19. Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
20. Will your answer to this question be no?
21. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
22. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
23. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
24. Is there another word for synonym?
25. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
26. Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
27. If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
28. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
29. If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
30. Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
31. If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
32. If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
33. How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
34. Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
35. Do we make bombs better or worse?
36. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
37. If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
38. Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
39. If someone gives you a penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, where does the other penny go? Do you get change?
40. If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
41. Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
42. Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
43. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
44. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
45. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
46. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
47. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
48. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
49. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
50. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
51. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
52. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
53. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
54. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
55. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
56. If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
57. Why is it that raindrops, but snowfalls?
58. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
59. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
60. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed," when afterward, it doesn't work anymore?
61. If a drug store is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?
62. If you make a cow laugh, will milk come out its nose?
63. Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
64. Who was the first to see a cow and think "I wonder what will happen if i squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"
65. If a schizophrenic threatens suicide, is it declared a hostage situation?
66. Why was the Holy Roman Empire neither holy nor Roman?
67. If a tree falls on a mime in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, does the mime make a sound?
68. What is the speed of darkness?
69. If a man washes a dish, and no woman is around to see it, did it happen?
70. Why doesn't onomatopoeia sound like what it is?
71. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
72. Do three headed fire dragons have heated arguments with themselves?
73. Why exactly is there a snow-globe with summer scenes?
74. What do picket sign writers put on their signs when they go on strike?
75. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
76. Why is minimalism such a big word?
77. If buttered bread always lands on the butter-side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what happens if you strap buttered bread to a cat's back?
78. What'd happen if the man took the advimil and the woman took the viagra?
79. Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?
80. Do fish get thirsty?
81. If you learn from mistakes, why aren't I a genius?
82. Why don't people on TV ever go to the bathroom?
83. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
84. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
85. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
86. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
87. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
88. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
89. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
90. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
91. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
92. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
93. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
94. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
95. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
96. Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?
97. Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet soda?
98. Why is there Braille on drive-through ATM machines?
99. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
100. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected?
101. If a building is on fire, and you make more fire, would it be considered making the fire worse or better?
102. Why are there five syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
103. How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
104. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
kaya mo ba itong sabihin sa boss mo?
1. Ano!? Yan lang di niyo pa kayang gawin at iuutos niyo pa sa akin?
2. Hellooo! Gawin niyo na iyan no para naman huwag niyong makalimutan kung paano mag-isip.
3. Sir, makinig kaya kayo sa akin!? Pwede?
4. Puwede ba, busy ako? Mamaya na po yan.
5. Gumawa kayo ng sarili niyong presentation!
6. If challenges are more important than financial rewards, then why don't you just trade in your salary for my challenges?
7. Pwede pong paki-decide kung alin sa 10 inutos niyo sakin ngayon ang talagang urgent?
8. Absent po ako today. Wala lang, ayaw ko po kayong makita eh...
9. Pwede bang mag-all expense paid na vacation? Sige na naman, pagod na pagod na po ako eh.
10. Sir, bili niyo naman akong yosi. Sige na! Sa inyo na lang po yung sukli.
11. Uwi na po ako ha. Bahala na kayo dito sa opis..
12. Sir, pwede po bang taasan ang sweldo ko? Ang hirap kasi ng trabaho ko eh, ang pakisamahan kayo!
13. Mag-reduce naman po kayo! Mukha na kayong balyena eh.
14. Bakit po pag kami walang ginagawa pinapagalitan niyo kami? Pero bakit pag kayo ok lang?
15. Akala niyo ba magaling kayo? Wala lang silang mapiling iba kaya kayo nilagay diyan sa pwestong yan!
16. Ma'am, ang bait niyo po talaga. Sana kunin na kayo ni Lord.
17. And it is with utmost sincerity that I wish you the best of luck spending the rest of your afterlife rotting in hell at Satan's side where you belong.
18. Kung totoong nag-client call kayo patingin ng service report niyo!
19. Sagutin niyo naman yung telepono. A little exercise won't hurt.
20. Sige, gagawin ko po ito. Pero pagtimpla niyo ko ng kape.
21. Shut up when I'm talking to you!
22. Kayo itong may pa-kotse tapos ako uutusan niyo pumunta sa meeting? Ano kayo, hilo!??
23. Ano?!! Di niyo alam mag-print? Sayang ang laptop niyo ma'am.
24. Sir aminin niyo na po, nagpapa-cute lang kayo sa client. Kunyari pa kayo na binebentahan niyo siya.
25. Ang ganda ng resulta ng pagkaka-plastic surgery niyo, banat na banat! Lalo tuloy kayo pinagtatawanan eh.
26. If you really think it's that important, di kayo gumawa.
27. Sir, palit tayong sweldo!
28. Ang sarap po siguro ng trabaho niyo no? Biro niyo utos lang kayo ng utos samin. Ang laki pa ng sweldo!
29. Gusto niyo mag-trabaho naman for a change?
30. Do my work over the weekend?!?! At baket!? Sino kayo para utusan ako?
31. Ngayon na due ito? Eh di kayo gumawa!
32. Can't you see I'm goddamn busy?
33. If you need me, bukas na lang. May date po ako ngayon eh.
34. Asus!! Mage-edit lang hindi pa kaya! Kayo na lang ang mag-edit para hindi sayang sa oras.
35. Sir, tinatamad po akong pumasok ngayon e. Sa bahay na lang po ako mag-iinternet at mage-games, ala pang gastos.
36. Huli kayo! Nanonood din pala kayo ng DVD ha!
37. Sir, lahat po ng kelangan niyo nandyan na. Kelangan niyo lang po tingnan mabuti!
38. Tsk tsk tsk, yan na nga ba sinasabi ko e. Ayaw niyo kasi makinig sakin.
39. Pwede bang sakin na lang position niyo?
40. Nagtataka talaga ako kung bakit napunta kayo sa puwestong yan.
41. Hay naku, sa dinami-dami naman ng pwedeng maging boss, bakit kayo pa ang napunta sakin!
42. Basahin niyo muna ang lahat ng email messages niyo bago niyo sabihin na hindi ko pa nagagawa yung pinagawa niyo.
43. Magre-resign na po ako. Hindi ko na po talaga kayo kayang tiisin eh.
44. Hindi po Inday ang pangalan ko, kaya wag po ninyo akong utusan.
45. Hindi po bottomless pit ang MS Outlook Inbox mo. Talagang titirik ang PC niyo kung hindi kayo magde-delete ng email!
46. Kabit nyo po ba yung prinomote mo?
47. Aah, sir, crush niyo ba ko? Yung seryoso? Lagi niyo na lang po kasi akong inuutusan eh.
48. Why do you keep on doing this to me? Do you feel threatened by my genius?
49. Boss, DVD o, bold! (Greenhills Virramall style)
50. Daddy, Monday ngayon. Yung baon ko!?
51. Bukas ko na lang po gagawin yung pinagagawa niyo ha? Maglalaro pa ko ng Counter Strike eh.
52. Pwede ba tigilan niyo ko?
53. Kasama ba sa job description ko to?
54. If I do what you tell me to, will this change the world?
55. I'm not sure if it's your good looks, your family connection or your charming disposition kaya ka andyan sa puwesto mo. But I'm definitely sure it has nothing to do with your intellect.
56. Okay lang umabsent kayo. It does not really matter. Mas maaga pa kaming makakapag-lunch.
57. Ang OA niyo naman. Kino-complicate niyo pa ang mga simpleng problema para lang magmukha kayong may alam.
58. You're just insecure. Palibhasa, deep down you know you don'tdeserve to be the boss of someone whose brilliance you can only dream of!
59. Sir naman, hindi naman po lahat ng tao kasing bobo niyo.
60. Karapatan ko nang umuwi pagpatak ng 5pm, 8 hours lang ang binabayaran sa akin eh! Karapatan ko ring mag-absent! At karapatan kong ring masulit ang 1 hour lunch break ko!
61. Ma'am huwag na po kayong mag-english. Lalo lang pong nagigingobvious ang pagiging tanga niyo.
62. Sir ano ba!? Lagi na lang ba kayong magre-request ng blow job sakin!!?? (In a really loud voice)
63. Sa tono ng pananalita niyo parang naiintindihan ninyo ang pinag-uusapan namin ah.
64. Sana po pwede ko rin kayong i-evaluate no? Sigurado lagi kayong bagsak sakin.
65. Kung ano man po ang kasalanan ko ay kasalanan niyo rin. Boss ko kayo eh.
66. Maglinis naman po kayo ng table niyo.
67. Hoy! Ikaw, halika nga rito at tulungan mo ko!
68. Saang planeta po ba kayo nanggaling at hindi ninyo alam ito?
69. Ano naman ang mapapala ko kung gagawin ko to?
70. Inaantok ako. Tulog po muna ko ha?
71. Bakit ganyan po kayo magsalita? Napo-possess ba kayo ng masamangispirito?
72. Sir, umabsent naman po kayo paminsan-minsan. Masaya po kasi ang buong office pag wala kayo eh.
73. Huwag nga kayong makialam samin!
74. Kelan kaya kayo mapapalitan bilang boss namin?
75. Aha!!! Sir bakit kayo naglalaro ng games!? Bawal yan ah!
*** ako.... hindi!
2. Hellooo! Gawin niyo na iyan no para naman huwag niyong makalimutan kung paano mag-isip.
3. Sir, makinig kaya kayo sa akin!? Pwede?
4. Puwede ba, busy ako? Mamaya na po yan.
5. Gumawa kayo ng sarili niyong presentation!
6. If challenges are more important than financial rewards, then why don't you just trade in your salary for my challenges?
7. Pwede pong paki-decide kung alin sa 10 inutos niyo sakin ngayon ang talagang urgent?
8. Absent po ako today. Wala lang, ayaw ko po kayong makita eh...
9. Pwede bang mag-all expense paid na vacation? Sige na naman, pagod na pagod na po ako eh.
10. Sir, bili niyo naman akong yosi. Sige na! Sa inyo na lang po yung sukli.
11. Uwi na po ako ha. Bahala na kayo dito sa opis..
12. Sir, pwede po bang taasan ang sweldo ko? Ang hirap kasi ng trabaho ko eh, ang pakisamahan kayo!
13. Mag-reduce naman po kayo! Mukha na kayong balyena eh.
14. Bakit po pag kami walang ginagawa pinapagalitan niyo kami? Pero bakit pag kayo ok lang?
15. Akala niyo ba magaling kayo? Wala lang silang mapiling iba kaya kayo nilagay diyan sa pwestong yan!
16. Ma'am, ang bait niyo po talaga. Sana kunin na kayo ni Lord.
17. And it is with utmost sincerity that I wish you the best of luck spending the rest of your afterlife rotting in hell at Satan's side where you belong.
18. Kung totoong nag-client call kayo patingin ng service report niyo!
19. Sagutin niyo naman yung telepono. A little exercise won't hurt.
20. Sige, gagawin ko po ito. Pero pagtimpla niyo ko ng kape.
21. Shut up when I'm talking to you!
22. Kayo itong may pa-kotse tapos ako uutusan niyo pumunta sa meeting? Ano kayo, hilo!??
23. Ano?!! Di niyo alam mag-print? Sayang ang laptop niyo ma'am.
24. Sir aminin niyo na po, nagpapa-cute lang kayo sa client. Kunyari pa kayo na binebentahan niyo siya.
25. Ang ganda ng resulta ng pagkaka-plastic surgery niyo, banat na banat! Lalo tuloy kayo pinagtatawanan eh.
26. If you really think it's that important, di kayo gumawa.
27. Sir, palit tayong sweldo!
28. Ang sarap po siguro ng trabaho niyo no? Biro niyo utos lang kayo ng utos samin. Ang laki pa ng sweldo!
29. Gusto niyo mag-trabaho naman for a change?
30. Do my work over the weekend?!?! At baket!? Sino kayo para utusan ako?
31. Ngayon na due ito? Eh di kayo gumawa!
32. Can't you see I'm goddamn busy?
33. If you need me, bukas na lang. May date po ako ngayon eh.
34. Asus!! Mage-edit lang hindi pa kaya! Kayo na lang ang mag-edit para hindi sayang sa oras.
35. Sir, tinatamad po akong pumasok ngayon e. Sa bahay na lang po ako mag-iinternet at mage-games, ala pang gastos.
36. Huli kayo! Nanonood din pala kayo ng DVD ha!
37. Sir, lahat po ng kelangan niyo nandyan na. Kelangan niyo lang po tingnan mabuti!
38. Tsk tsk tsk, yan na nga ba sinasabi ko e. Ayaw niyo kasi makinig sakin.
39. Pwede bang sakin na lang position niyo?
40. Nagtataka talaga ako kung bakit napunta kayo sa puwestong yan.
41. Hay naku, sa dinami-dami naman ng pwedeng maging boss, bakit kayo pa ang napunta sakin!
42. Basahin niyo muna ang lahat ng email messages niyo bago niyo sabihin na hindi ko pa nagagawa yung pinagawa niyo.
43. Magre-resign na po ako. Hindi ko na po talaga kayo kayang tiisin eh.
44. Hindi po Inday ang pangalan ko, kaya wag po ninyo akong utusan.
45. Hindi po bottomless pit ang MS Outlook Inbox mo. Talagang titirik ang PC niyo kung hindi kayo magde-delete ng email!
46. Kabit nyo po ba yung prinomote mo?
47. Aah, sir, crush niyo ba ko? Yung seryoso? Lagi niyo na lang po kasi akong inuutusan eh.
48. Why do you keep on doing this to me? Do you feel threatened by my genius?
49. Boss, DVD o, bold! (Greenhills Virramall style)
50. Daddy, Monday ngayon. Yung baon ko!?
51. Bukas ko na lang po gagawin yung pinagagawa niyo ha? Maglalaro pa ko ng Counter Strike eh.
52. Pwede ba tigilan niyo ko?
53. Kasama ba sa job description ko to?
54. If I do what you tell me to, will this change the world?
55. I'm not sure if it's your good looks, your family connection or your charming disposition kaya ka andyan sa puwesto mo. But I'm definitely sure it has nothing to do with your intellect.
56. Okay lang umabsent kayo. It does not really matter. Mas maaga pa kaming makakapag-lunch.
57. Ang OA niyo naman. Kino-complicate niyo pa ang mga simpleng problema para lang magmukha kayong may alam.
58. You're just insecure. Palibhasa, deep down you know you don'tdeserve to be the boss of someone whose brilliance you can only dream of!
59. Sir naman, hindi naman po lahat ng tao kasing bobo niyo.
60. Karapatan ko nang umuwi pagpatak ng 5pm, 8 hours lang ang binabayaran sa akin eh! Karapatan ko ring mag-absent! At karapatan kong ring masulit ang 1 hour lunch break ko!
61. Ma'am huwag na po kayong mag-english. Lalo lang pong nagigingobvious ang pagiging tanga niyo.
62. Sir ano ba!? Lagi na lang ba kayong magre-request ng blow job sakin!!?? (In a really loud voice)
63. Sa tono ng pananalita niyo parang naiintindihan ninyo ang pinag-uusapan namin ah.
64. Sana po pwede ko rin kayong i-evaluate no? Sigurado lagi kayong bagsak sakin.
65. Kung ano man po ang kasalanan ko ay kasalanan niyo rin. Boss ko kayo eh.
66. Maglinis naman po kayo ng table niyo.
67. Hoy! Ikaw, halika nga rito at tulungan mo ko!
68. Saang planeta po ba kayo nanggaling at hindi ninyo alam ito?
69. Ano naman ang mapapala ko kung gagawin ko to?
70. Inaantok ako. Tulog po muna ko ha?
71. Bakit ganyan po kayo magsalita? Napo-possess ba kayo ng masamangispirito?
72. Sir, umabsent naman po kayo paminsan-minsan. Masaya po kasi ang buong office pag wala kayo eh.
73. Huwag nga kayong makialam samin!
74. Kelan kaya kayo mapapalitan bilang boss namin?
75. Aha!!! Sir bakit kayo naglalaro ng games!? Bawal yan ah!
*** ako.... hindi!
Science and Theories
1. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
2. A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that.
3. Photons have mass?! I didn't even know they were Catholic...
4. Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
5. Black holes are where God divided by zero.
6. I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
7. The surest sign that there is intelligent life somewhere in the Universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us.
8. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
9. If you touch a phosphorous lighting lamp for consecutive hours, you may develop a tumor.
10. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal ideas from many is research.
11. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands.
12. I have not failed. I have just found ten thousand ways that will not work.
13. All that glitters has a high refractive index.
14. Trees don't fall in the forest when no one's around to see them. Sometimes they just happen to be on the ground when you see them again.
15. Duct tape is like the force, it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together.
16. A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.
17. It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way.
18. Statistics show every two minutes another statistic is created.
19. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
20. I was thrown out of college for cheating on my metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the guy next to me.
21. Quantum Particles: the dreams that stuff is made of.
22. The speed of time is one second per second.
23. According to Newton, nothing can travel at the speed of light. Not even light.
24. In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. (Terry Pratchett)
25. Imagine the Creator as a stand up comedian - and at once the world becomes explicable. (HL Mencken)
26. There's no such thing as a great discovery; there are just very fortunate accidents.
2. A scientist can discover a new star, but he cannot make one. He would have to ask an engineer to do that.
3. Photons have mass?! I didn't even know they were Catholic...
4. Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
5. Black holes are where God divided by zero.
6. I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
7. The surest sign that there is intelligent life somewhere in the Universe is that it hasn't tried to contact us.
8. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
9. If you touch a phosphorous lighting lamp for consecutive hours, you may develop a tumor.
10. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal ideas from many is research.
11. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands.
12. I have not failed. I have just found ten thousand ways that will not work.
13. All that glitters has a high refractive index.
14. Trees don't fall in the forest when no one's around to see them. Sometimes they just happen to be on the ground when you see them again.
15. Duct tape is like the force, it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together.
16. A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.
17. It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way.
18. Statistics show every two minutes another statistic is created.
19. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
20. I was thrown out of college for cheating on my metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the guy next to me.
21. Quantum Particles: the dreams that stuff is made of.
22. The speed of time is one second per second.
23. According to Newton, nothing can travel at the speed of light. Not even light.
24. In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. (Terry Pratchett)
25. Imagine the Creator as a stand up comedian - and at once the world becomes explicable. (HL Mencken)
26. There's no such thing as a great discovery; there are just very fortunate accidents.
Ang mga lalaki
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice, have no money.
6. The nice, semi-handsome men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have some money, and are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
11. The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we make the first move.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice, have no money.
6. The nice, semi-handsome men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice, and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice, have some money, and are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE.
11. The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we make the first move.
Super Villain
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Let's get it on!
Coaching kahapon with TM Roxy. Yung chat session na namonitor nya sa kin, yun pa yung pinakahate kong topic sa lahat - yung POP3 issue na kung ilang araw ring nagpahirap sa komplikado ko nang buhay. Pero ok lang naman kasi 3.00 yung nakuha ko sa QM... Yebah!
The climax of the story is this...
TM: KC, are you interested to join the Agent Development Program?
Ako: {di na nagdalawang isp} YES BOSS!!!
Hehehehe... Actually, since niladlad ang tarpaulin tungkol sa ADP nung April, sobrang inabangan ko na sya. Hindi sya promotion. Kung baga, parang pag-aaralan mo lang yung certal leadership role tas may internship. Maraming track na pwedeng pagpilian. Yung pinili ko eh yung RTA track at MIS Analyst track. Ayokong maging QC kasi baka magkamali ako ng pagmonitor. Ayoko rin ng TM kasi baka maging kasing pasaway ko yung mga agents ko. Tingnan mo si TM Ivan dati... ayun pasaway kaming lahat, pasaway rin kasi eh.
Start na siya this May. Sa May 15, mauuna yung RTA track. Yihee.... excited na ako! Matapos ko lang to, magkakaron na talaga ako ng lakas ng loob na mag-apply for RTA position...
The climax of the story is this...
TM: KC, are you interested to join the Agent Development Program?
Ako: {di na nagdalawang isp} YES BOSS!!!
Hehehehe... Actually, since niladlad ang tarpaulin tungkol sa ADP nung April, sobrang inabangan ko na sya. Hindi sya promotion. Kung baga, parang pag-aaralan mo lang yung certal leadership role tas may internship. Maraming track na pwedeng pagpilian. Yung pinili ko eh yung RTA track at MIS Analyst track. Ayokong maging QC kasi baka magkamali ako ng pagmonitor. Ayoko rin ng TM kasi baka maging kasing pasaway ko yung mga agents ko. Tingnan mo si TM Ivan dati... ayun pasaway kaming lahat, pasaway rin kasi eh.
Start na siya this May. Sa May 15, mauuna yung RTA track. Yihee.... excited na ako! Matapos ko lang to, magkakaron na talaga ako ng lakas ng loob na mag-apply for RTA position...
Friday, May 11, 2007
Dracula....
Ang kinababaliwan ko ngayon ay ito Ito ay and Dracula's riddle. Mahirap syang laruin pero masaya. Nasa level 9 na ako, at wala akong mahanap na sagot sa mga forums kung ano yung pangalan ng tagabantay ko. Haaayyy... sana hindi ako managinip ng nakakatakot na gaya ng nangyari sa kin nung naglalaro ako ng Diablo 2...
Election at si Kapitan
Palabas na ako kanina ng bahay ng biglang may kumatok na babae sa gate namin. Siya yung asawa ng kapitan sa baranggay namin. Yes! Yung kapitan na natutulog ng alas onse ng umaga, yung naningil ng P50 para sa baranggay sa clearance ko, yung ayaw kampihan yung pamilya namin kahit kami yung agrabyado, yung nagtanong sa kin kung pwede akong tumakbo sa SK bilang kagawad pero dinisqualify rin ako, yung kapitan na nagpailaw ng isang street sa baranggay namin.
Going back to the story, so yun nga, pumunta yung misis ni kapitan sa bahay. Binigay samin yung listahan ng kandidato at sample ballot. Nakakainis kasi yung sample ballot sa likod, sinulatan ng mga pangalan ng kandidatong ineendorso nila. Tapos yung booklet, nilagyan ng flyer nung mga kandidatong manok nila. As in nakakainis talaga.
Binuklat ko yung booklet ko... ampootah... wala man lang listahan ng Party list at Senador. Di ko tuloy alam kung wala sa listahan ng party list yung LADLAD (oo, iboboto ko sila ok?). Pero dun sa ibang booklet, meron.
Eto pa ang masaya. May Tea Party sa bahay nina kapitan. Sabay sakin ni misis "Kayong mga taga Langka, hindi kayo pumupunta sa Tea party!" Yeah, right... as if alam namin na meron silang tea party kasi nga hindi umaabot sa min yung imbitasyon.
Pero feeling ko, isang malaking kalokohan yung tea party na yun. Feeling ko, andun yung kandidatong kinaiinisan ko (siya yung kapatid ni "Rain" hulaan mo na lang). Siguro hihingi ng suporta. Siguro mamimigay ng pera. Uy... pera rin yun! Sayang may shift ako....
Actually, hanggang ngayon, hindi ko pa alam kung sino ang iboboto ko. Next week na yung eleksyon, pero wala pa rin akong manok. Kung wala lang siguro akong pasok, siguro nagvolunteer na ako sa PPCRV bilang watcher (gaya nung 2001 elections) or sa NAMFREL. Sayang talaga.
Mabalik tayo dun sa iboboto, walang kakwenta kwenta kasi yung mga tumatakbo ngayon eh. Victor Wood, Richard Gomez at Cesar Montano for senator... san ka pa! Yung oposisyon at administrasyon, pare-pareho namang trapo. Ayoko kay Recto kasi siay yung nagpasa ng 12% na EVAT. Ayoko kay Singson kasi gambling lord, at yung kapatid nya yung dahilan kung bakit nademote yung kakilalala namin sa PCSO. Si Villar naman, magpapayaman lang naman. Si Flavier naman di na tatakbo. Bet ko pa naman sya.
Tama si Ex-Senator Jovito Salongga, Nung panahon nila, talino ang puhunan. Ngayon, popularidad na. Ang hirap talaga pumili ng iboboto!
Going back to the story, so yun nga, pumunta yung misis ni kapitan sa bahay. Binigay samin yung listahan ng kandidato at sample ballot. Nakakainis kasi yung sample ballot sa likod, sinulatan ng mga pangalan ng kandidatong ineendorso nila. Tapos yung booklet, nilagyan ng flyer nung mga kandidatong manok nila. As in nakakainis talaga.
Binuklat ko yung booklet ko... ampootah... wala man lang listahan ng Party list at Senador. Di ko tuloy alam kung wala sa listahan ng party list yung LADLAD (oo, iboboto ko sila ok?). Pero dun sa ibang booklet, meron.
Eto pa ang masaya. May Tea Party sa bahay nina kapitan. Sabay sakin ni misis "Kayong mga taga Langka, hindi kayo pumupunta sa Tea party!" Yeah, right... as if alam namin na meron silang tea party kasi nga hindi umaabot sa min yung imbitasyon.
Pero feeling ko, isang malaking kalokohan yung tea party na yun. Feeling ko, andun yung kandidatong kinaiinisan ko (siya yung kapatid ni "Rain" hulaan mo na lang). Siguro hihingi ng suporta. Siguro mamimigay ng pera. Uy... pera rin yun! Sayang may shift ako....
Actually, hanggang ngayon, hindi ko pa alam kung sino ang iboboto ko. Next week na yung eleksyon, pero wala pa rin akong manok. Kung wala lang siguro akong pasok, siguro nagvolunteer na ako sa PPCRV bilang watcher (gaya nung 2001 elections) or sa NAMFREL. Sayang talaga.
Mabalik tayo dun sa iboboto, walang kakwenta kwenta kasi yung mga tumatakbo ngayon eh. Victor Wood, Richard Gomez at Cesar Montano for senator... san ka pa! Yung oposisyon at administrasyon, pare-pareho namang trapo. Ayoko kay Recto kasi siay yung nagpasa ng 12% na EVAT. Ayoko kay Singson kasi gambling lord, at yung kapatid nya yung dahilan kung bakit nademote yung kakilalala namin sa PCSO. Si Villar naman, magpapayaman lang naman. Si Flavier naman di na tatakbo. Bet ko pa naman sya.
Tama si Ex-Senator Jovito Salongga, Nung panahon nila, talino ang puhunan. Ngayon, popularidad na. Ang hirap talaga pumili ng iboboto!
After a long hiatus...
I'm back and ready to rock!!!
Apat na araw akong nagpahinga. Dalawang araw absent dahil mataas ang lagnat ko at meron akong Acute Tonsilpharyngitis. Oo, cute yung tonsils ko. Alam ko na yun matagal na...
At dahil nilalagnat ako, hindi ako nakasama sa Puerto Galera. Arrrgghhh... nakakainis talaga. Di rin ako nakapag OT nung Sunday at Monday dahil nanghihina pa ako at medyo sinisinat pa ako. Di bale, forever naman anjan ang Galera, pwedeng puntahan anytime....
P.S
wag nyo ako hanapan ng pasalubong or ng picture dahil hindi ako nakasama sa galera....
Apat na araw akong nagpahinga. Dalawang araw absent dahil mataas ang lagnat ko at meron akong Acute Tonsilpharyngitis. Oo, cute yung tonsils ko. Alam ko na yun matagal na...
At dahil nilalagnat ako, hindi ako nakasama sa Puerto Galera. Arrrgghhh... nakakainis talaga. Di rin ako nakapag OT nung Sunday at Monday dahil nanghihina pa ako at medyo sinisinat pa ako. Di bale, forever naman anjan ang Galera, pwedeng puntahan anytime....
P.S
wag nyo ako hanapan ng pasalubong or ng picture dahil hindi ako nakasama sa galera....
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
101 things I want and need to do before i turn 30
- bumalik ng school
- mapromote
- bumili ng dvd player
- movie marathon
- maglaro sa ulan
- magkaron ng business
- magpapayat
- live independently
- pumunta ng baguio
- maglakbay sa lugar na hindi pa masyadong napupuntahan ng mga tao
- mahanap si "the one"
- magsulat ng novel
- sumali sa deal or no deal o sa game knb?
- magkaron ng laptop
- magkaron ng kotse
- maging pasaway
- mag-aral magdrive
- pumunta ng hongkong
- mag-ipon ng P50,000
- magpakulay ng buhok
- magpahinga sa bahay ng 10 araw
- matutong magchinese
- sumakay sa space shuttle
- magkaron ng starbucks planner
- magbakasyon sa davao, boracay or puerto galera
- matutong magdrums
- magkaron ng dream satellite
- magkaron ng credit card
- magkaron ng sariling bahay
- makipag speed dating
- bumili ng dream toy ko nung bata ako
- sumama sa high school reunion
- tumambay kasama ang mga da vinci
- kumain ng fishball sa may wall
- mamasyal sa wow philippines
- magpicnic sa wall
- libutin yung buong wall
- sumulat kay joe d manggo
- pinturahan ng violet ang kwarto
- magretreat sa tagaytay
- magoff pag holidays
- magkaron ng studio pic kasama ang tropa
- mag-aral magbake
- magbake ng cake at cookies
- umattend ng kasal
- magninang sa binyag
- maging mommy
- magshopping spree sa divisoria
- magkaron ng latest na gadgets
- maglaro ng maglaro
- magkaroon ng normal na buhay
- magkaroon ng 500 friends sa friendster
- magroadtrip
- baybayin ang magkabilang dulo ng edsa at c5
- sumulat ng letter para sa mga taong minamahal
- gumawa ng chain letter
- manalo sa palanca award
- bumili ng gown
- magtrabaho ng walang break
- magdrawing ng anime character
- tapusin lahat ng novel na naiisip ko
- magpasa ng script sa movie outfit
- maging extra sa movie
- gumawa ng short film
- tapusin ang diablo 1
- basahin lahat ng books ni danielle steel at dan brown
- maghiking sa bundok
- magstargazing
- magpahula sa quiapo
- makakuha ng dream job
- magpunta sa aming tribo
- makapagpublish ng book
- mahanap at makipagkamay kay bob ong
- magpunta ng disneyland
- sumakay ng barko
- magtagal sa isang kumpanya
- umiyak sa kakatawa
- magpaaral ng matalinong bata
- maggym
- magretire ng maaga
- bumili ng maraming magazines at books
- bumukod ng bahay
- magtulog maghapon
- sakyan lahat ng tren sa pilipinas
- magassemble ng computer
- gumawa ng malupit na web site or software
- tumulong sa kamag-anak
- tumaya sa lotto
- libutin ang buong makati
- pumunta sa sm south mall
- pumunta sa the fort
- gumimik
- manood ng concert
- manood ng shows ng mga stand-up comedians
- bumoto ng hindi kilalang kandidato
- magkaroon ng diploma
- libutin ang buong maynila
- bumili ng swimsuit
- mag-aral maghigh heels
- matutong mag makeup
- wala na!
Sunday, May 6, 2007
Thursday, May 3, 2007
101 things about keisi in no particular order
Actually, ginaya ko lang yung nasa blog ni Coco...
- Tech support... agent
- frustrated novelist and playwright
- frustrated rocker at drummer
- occasional smoker
- occasional drinker
- frustrated computer engineer
- proud josephine
- batang mapua
- loner
- tahimik
- perfectionist
- ultimate crush: red sternberg (kahit di na sikat...)
- present crush: wu zun
- hates tax
- spammer ng amoretto
- isa sa mga da vinci's
- IEEE wannabe
- ultimate dream: maging radio dj
- mahilig magshopping
- mahilig sa kape
- hates veggies
- worst feeling: yung parang wala ka nang silbi...
- best day of my life: 11/13/2007 (so far...)
- worst day of my life: 12/20/2004
- my day consists of: mozilla, computer tools (cannot mention here), nescafe ice, doughnuts, chocolates, taho, medicine, blog, multiply, friendster
- my night consists of: tea, hot choco, tv, mp3
- gustong magkaron ng laptop na may windows vista at msn 9.5
- the sims addict
- maniac minsan
- minsan manhid
- gustong maging rta
- tambay sa room
- di pa nakakarating ng baguio
- guilty pleasure: manood ng mv ng "kembot" hahahahaha
- nagkaidentity crisis nung highschool
- na naresolve lang ngayon
- napagkakamalang lalaki
- irate caller sa globe
- di marunong mag-assemble ng computer
- di marunong magbilliards
- addict sa computer games (dati...)
- mahilig sa mga complications
- walang tatay
- pessimist
- maraming idea sa utak kaya magulo ang utak
- magulo ang buhay
- mabait na bata
- madalas madapa at maaksidente
- nahihilig sa chinese songs (wakekekekeke)
- mas trip ang mga tragic stories gaya ng endless love 1 at memories of bali (sige, patayin ang bida!)
- blogger
- pexer
- girltalker
- mahilig sa ice cream
- fave lyrics: no one can take you away from my side, you're my personal angel, an angel for me
- all time fave movie: never been kissed
- anime addict
- mababaw ang luha
- di makatulog ng walang katabing nanay
- pet peeve: mabagal na pc!
- nagpapapayat ako.... di nyo lang napapansin
- mabait na anak... daw...
- shy (arrrr....)
- aloof sa mga guys
- naculture shock sa mapua (dami boys eh...)
- trip sumali sa pbb
- turn on sa guy: witty
- turn off sa guy: maangas
- madali mainlove
- mahirap makalimot
- 7 years ang nagdaan bago nakapaglet go sa 1st love
- favorite si spongebob
- gusto ng snow
- favorite time of the year: christmas at birthday (magkasunod eh!)
- loyal
- sumpungin
- e-heads fanatic
- tgis fanatic
- mahilig kumanta
- yung kanta ang ayaw sa kin
- nakaka 90 sa videoke
- andun ako sa lugar kung saan may nagpasabog ng bus noong feb. 14. 2005
- best friend ko ang avaya
- maraming gustong gawin...
- ...pero tinatamad
- hopeless romantic
- sweet
- isip-bata
- pangarap maging chef
- at maging script writer
- histrionic at OC
- pasaway
- mahilig sa mga bata
- mababaw ang kaligayahan
- mababaw ang luha
- muntik nang magsend ng letter kay joe d mango
- single for life
- motto: some people are meant to be single for the rest of their lives
- sumayaw sa field demo
- nakaperfect na score sa finals
- walang maisip na maisulat sa entry na ito...
Identity crisis
Sino ba ako?
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Yan ang tanong na palaging naglalaro sa isip ko. Sino ba ako? Ako ba ay ako? Ako ba ay siya? Ikaw ba ay ako?
Mahirap intindihin kung ano ka ba talaga. Isama mo na dito ang "molding years" mo, kung saan ay hinahanap ko kung ano ka ba talaga, at kung ano ang makakapagpakuntento sa yo. Ikaw ba ay ikaw, dahil yun ang pagkakakilala sa yo, o ikaw ba ay ikaw dahil ikaw talaga yun... ang gulo!
Bakit ko nga ba sinusulat ito? Kasi nalilito ako... Para mas magulo... eto ang kwento...
Sa pagkakaalam ko, ang pangalan ko ay Kristina Angeles. Sa pagkakaalam ko rin, ganyan ang spelling nyan at tama yan. At sa pagkakaalam ko rin, anak ako ng nanay ko.
Nung nagtrabaho ako, nagkaron ako ng "The Master" na nalilito sa pangalan ko. Lahat ng pangalang nagsisimula sa letter K, naitawag na nya sa kin. Katherine, Karen, Karla, Kristianne, Kristel, at kung ano ano pa. Simple lang naman kasi banggitin ang real name ko at ang nick name ko. Kristina. K-R-I-S-T-I-N-A. KC. K-C. Di ba? Hindi naman mahirap bigkasin????
May mga customer pa ako na ganito:
Ako: Welcome to the ---- ----, My name is KC. How may I help you today?
Customer: What's your name again?
Ako: It's KC, sir.
Customer: Stacy?
Ako: No sir. It's KC.
Customer: OK, Tracy. Here's my problem....
Anak ng... KC ang pangalan ko. Although karhyme sya ng Stacy, Tracy, Macy, Lacy, Hazy achuchuchuchu... pero KC ang pangalan ko!
Meron pa ngang customer na ganito:
Customer: So how do you spell your name?
Ako: Just the letters K and C, ma'am.
Customer: I see. I thought it's spelled as Casey.
OK rin, cute naman eh.
Eto, matindi. Nung nag-aaral naman ako, ang spelling ng pangalan ko, naging Christina instead of Kristina. Haaayyy, addict na mga teacher. Meron pa. Noong 4th year high school naman ako, 3 kaming Kristina/Cristina sa classroom. Tapos, sunod sunod pa kami. Hehehehe.
Dito naman sa work ko, May kapangalan ako. As in kapangalan. As in pati apelido, magkapareho kami. Nung nagresign ako, na NCNS sya. Nung nagfile sya ng leave, ako ang nakakuha ng leave nya. Pati sa CSAT, minsan ako nakakuha ng CSAT nya, samantalang nasa chat support na ako. Kaya kapag tumatawag ako sa RTA, sinsabi ko - "I'm Kristina Angeles. With the letter K" Laugh trip!
Eto... andito na tayo sa climax ng story ko... kanina kinuha ko yung Medicard ng nanay ko. Ang nakalagay dun sa Medicard, Kristine Angeles. Yung dependent nya eh si Ma. Teresa Angeles... hmmm... pangalan ng nanay ko yun ah! Nalito tuloy ako kung ako ba yun o hindi. Nanay ko ba yun? Ako ba yun?
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Yan ang tanong na palaging naglalaro sa isip ko. Sino ba ako? Ako ba ay ako? Ako ba ay siya? Ikaw ba ay ako?
Mahirap intindihin kung ano ka ba talaga. Isama mo na dito ang "molding years" mo, kung saan ay hinahanap ko kung ano ka ba talaga, at kung ano ang makakapagpakuntento sa yo. Ikaw ba ay ikaw, dahil yun ang pagkakakilala sa yo, o ikaw ba ay ikaw dahil ikaw talaga yun... ang gulo!
Bakit ko nga ba sinusulat ito? Kasi nalilito ako... Para mas magulo... eto ang kwento...
Sa pagkakaalam ko, ang pangalan ko ay Kristina Angeles. Sa pagkakaalam ko rin, ganyan ang spelling nyan at tama yan. At sa pagkakaalam ko rin, anak ako ng nanay ko.
Nung nagtrabaho ako, nagkaron ako ng "The Master" na nalilito sa pangalan ko. Lahat ng pangalang nagsisimula sa letter K, naitawag na nya sa kin. Katherine, Karen, Karla, Kristianne, Kristel, at kung ano ano pa. Simple lang naman kasi banggitin ang real name ko at ang nick name ko. Kristina. K-R-I-S-T-I-N-A. KC. K-C. Di ba? Hindi naman mahirap bigkasin????
May mga customer pa ako na ganito:
Ako: Welcome to the ---- ----, My name is KC. How may I help you today?
Customer: What's your name again?
Ako: It's KC, sir.
Customer: Stacy?
Ako: No sir. It's KC.
Customer: OK, Tracy. Here's my problem....
Anak ng... KC ang pangalan ko. Although karhyme sya ng Stacy, Tracy, Macy, Lacy, Hazy achuchuchuchu... pero KC ang pangalan ko!
Meron pa ngang customer na ganito:
Customer: So how do you spell your name?
Ako: Just the letters K and C, ma'am.
Customer: I see. I thought it's spelled as Casey.
OK rin, cute naman eh.
Eto, matindi. Nung nag-aaral naman ako, ang spelling ng pangalan ko, naging Christina instead of Kristina. Haaayyy, addict na mga teacher. Meron pa. Noong 4th year high school naman ako, 3 kaming Kristina/Cristina sa classroom. Tapos, sunod sunod pa kami. Hehehehe.
Dito naman sa work ko, May kapangalan ako. As in kapangalan. As in pati apelido, magkapareho kami. Nung nagresign ako, na NCNS sya. Nung nagfile sya ng leave, ako ang nakakuha ng leave nya. Pati sa CSAT, minsan ako nakakuha ng CSAT nya, samantalang nasa chat support na ako. Kaya kapag tumatawag ako sa RTA, sinsabi ko - "I'm Kristina Angeles. With the letter K" Laugh trip!
Eto... andito na tayo sa climax ng story ko... kanina kinuha ko yung Medicard ng nanay ko. Ang nakalagay dun sa Medicard, Kristine Angeles. Yung dependent nya eh si Ma. Teresa Angeles... hmmm... pangalan ng nanay ko yun ah! Nalito tuloy ako kung ako ba yun o hindi. Nanay ko ba yun? Ako ba yun?
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Labor day
Noong bata ako, akala ko ang labor day eh araw ng mga buntis. Di ko alam, para pala sa manggagawa yun.
Noong nagcollege ako, naappreciate ko ang labor day kasi walang pasok... hehehe... mas naappreciate ko siya ngayong nagtatrabaho na ako dahil kahit bakasyon, may kita ako. Yahoooo!!! Off ko pa man din ngayon!
Pero mas maappreciate ko kung tataasan ang sweldo ko. Sabi sa news, may non-wage benefits daw na iaannounce si Madam ABS... este ABC... este GMA (bakit kasi initials nya eh pang TV station...). Sana kasama sa non-wage benefits na yun eh yung pagbaba ng presyo ng bilihin at pamasahe at pagbaba ng tax. Pero asa pa ako.
Sana rin, bigyan nya ng magandang benefits at privileges kaming mga Call Center Agents, dahil bukod sa mga OFW, kami rin ang nagpapasok ng dollars sa Pilipinas
Happy Labor day sa mga manganganal na!
Noong nagcollege ako, naappreciate ko ang labor day kasi walang pasok... hehehe... mas naappreciate ko siya ngayong nagtatrabaho na ako dahil kahit bakasyon, may kita ako. Yahoooo!!! Off ko pa man din ngayon!
Pero mas maappreciate ko kung tataasan ang sweldo ko. Sabi sa news, may non-wage benefits daw na iaannounce si Madam ABS... este ABC... este GMA (bakit kasi initials nya eh pang TV station...). Sana kasama sa non-wage benefits na yun eh yung pagbaba ng presyo ng bilihin at pamasahe at pagbaba ng tax. Pero asa pa ako.
Sana rin, bigyan nya ng magandang benefits at privileges kaming mga Call Center Agents, dahil bukod sa mga OFW, kami rin ang nagpapasok ng dollars sa Pilipinas
Happy Labor day sa mga manganganal na!
Worst customer service
May nabasa akong article mula sa www.msn.com tungkol sa mga companies na masama ang customer service. Kung gusto mo basahin, punta ka dito sa site na ito: http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/SavingandDebt/Advice/TheCustomerServiceHallOfShame.aspx
According sa article na yan, ito ang mga companies na may masamang customer service:
According sa article na yan, ito ang mga companies na may masamang customer service:
- Sprint Nextel
- Bank of America
- Comcast
- Time Warner Cable
- AT&T
- Citibank
- Wal-Mart
- Verizon
- Wells fargo
- DirecTV
Honorable mention naman ang
- Dell
- Circuit City
- Best Buy
- Home Depot
- Sears
- Macy's
Ano ngayon ang epekto nyan sa tin? Di mo ba napapansing most of them eh accounts sa mga call center? Me thinks... mga pinoy kaya yung may dahilan kung bakit nalagay sila sa listahan ng worst customer service? It only means na kailangan pa nating pagbutihin ang customer service skills natin.
May reaction pala ako sa Verizon: kasi naman, kung di kayo nagrerefer sa MSN sana maganda CDAT nyo... hehehe... peace! Tulungan na lang...
Kung AKO ang boboto sa worst customer service dito sa pinas, kung phone inquiry lang... I vote for Globe Telecoms. Pano naman kasi, ang taaaaaaaaaggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll nyo iprocess yung refund ko ng P300 kailangan pa talagang umabot ng 2 buwan? Ha??
Yun lang muna...
Bad day at work...
Parang ang malas malas ko naman ata today? Kasi naman parang puro palpak yung mga pinaggagagawa ko sa mga sessions ko. Una, nagkaron ng error sa tools namin kaya ang aming ticket na nagawa (kamusta naman ang CSAT/DSAT ko nyan!). Tapos, nagkamali ako ng path dun sa isa. Inabot naman ng isang oras yung isa, although clear yung issue, di naman masyadong sigurado kung tama pinaggawa ko. Tapos puro multiple session pa. Haaay buhay....
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